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lemonjuice United States

Today, I was at a Chinese restaurant, I'd forgotten my glasses and had a migraine. I was straining my eyes, squinting and rubbing my temples to alleviate my migraine. I was kicked out of the restaurant and banned henceforth because my waitress thought I was mocking her eyes. FML

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lemonjuice 0

There are very few Chinese restaurant areas, this was definitely the best for your dollar. Yeah I did try to explain myself but the manager as well as her mother and son came out to yell at me. I just couldn't deal with that while I had a migraine, I shouldn't have been there anyways, MSG often gives me migraines, so FML again.

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That blows. Why didn't you leave? WHen I get a migraine, nothing helps except lying down in a quiet, dark room.

since you were being kicked out anyway, you should have asked for "sucky sucky" and told her youd "love her long time"

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Wow, I'm asian and even I find this a bit extreme. I mean I don't go around patrolling for racists, do you?

calmthefuck_down 0

awh ):

I call bullshit on this one.

LOL omg thats funny as hell.

hahahahahahah, thats one of the funniest things ive seen

omg hahahahahaha

Sounds like the Miley Cyrus defense...

lol hahahha wow

the only thing that I think could give me a real migraine is getting kicked out of a chinese restaraunt... i feel your pain

lifeislife_fml 0

That sucks. I'm Chinese and I make Asian jokes quite often.