Today, I was at a Chinese restaurant, I'd forgotten my glasses and had a migraine. I was straining my eyes, squinting and rubbing my temples to alleviate my migraine. I was kicked out of the restaurant and banned henceforth because my waitress thought I was mocking her eyes. FML
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There are very few Chinese restaurant areas, this was definitely the best for your dollar. Yeah I did try to explain myself but the manager as well as her mother and son came out to yell at me. I just couldn't deal with that while I had a migraine, I shouldn't have been there anyways, MSG often gives me migraines, so FML again.
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Callyn 47
That blows. Why didn't you leave? WHen I get a migraine, nothing helps except lying down in a quiet, dark room.
tehhotness 0
since you were being kicked out anyway, you should have asked for "sucky sucky" and told her youd "love her long time"
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Comments (103)
MusicLover1o1_fml 0
That sucks. I hate ppl who just assume things like that.
eliseaustin9 0
hahahahaha. that's all I can say.
BlAzEtHiS 0
Why would you be out to eat if you had such a bad migraine in the first place? I know that when I get one I'm most certainly not goin out in public unless absolutely necessary.
Krulin 8
She had a migraine because she forgot her glasses, which is clearly stated in the FML. Reading can be fun!
ryanisexy 5
I feel sorry for her. She must get tonnes of shit if she thinks your mocking her.
Unlucky_Gun 0
If I was at my local Chinese restaurant and that happened I'd look the waitress in her eyes and tell her sincerely that I wasn't mocking her eyes and that I'd never do that. Then I'd tell her that her and her eyes are beautiful
kumar1995 4
that's hilarious
doglover100 28
Did you explain that?
ThuNDeY 23
Next time, go with glasses. They'll never know its you XD