Kids: Today, I was at a buffet with my kids and husband. As my boys...

By outsmartedbykids - 28/05/2014 16:28 - United States - Lake Mills

Today, I was at a buffet with my kids and husband. As my boys got up to get more food, I told them they'd better come back with something green on their plate. They both came back with mint ice cream and got a high-five from my husband. FML

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By screwedwoman27 - 19/06/2011 18:03 - United States

Today, I told my five year old daughter that no, she could not have ice cream for breakfast. She retaliated by pooping in the living room and smearing it on the walls. My in-laws, whom I've been trying to impress for ages, are visiting today. FML

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By downlowtooslow - 12/06/2009 04:49 - United States

Today, while eating with my kids at McDonalds, my son put his hand up and wanted me to give him a "high five." I went to give him a five, but he moved his hand at the last second and I ended up slapping him in the face. Now everyone there thinks I'm a child-beater. FML

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By germaphobe - 19/08/2021 20:59 - United States

Today, my kids and I went to have dinner with a coworker. After everyone ate, the kids went to play while I helped clear the dishes. To my horror, instead of individually wrapping the kids leftovers, she scraped all the uneaten food back into the main pots. I wanted to puke on the spot. FML

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By mvgirl - 22/10/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, while sitting with my son, an ice cream cone landed on my head from out of nowhere. I look up to see three children on the balcony above us yelling, "Look! We hit the fat lady!" They ran away laughing. FML

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By smth - 06/07/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. The kids were thirsty, so I poured them both a cup of the green juice I'd found in a jug in their fridge. They downed it in a flash. It wasn't until later on after I'd poured myself a cup and taken a sip, I realized I had given them margarita mix. The kids are 4 and 2. FML

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By McChunky =( - 09/03/2009 08:25 - United States

Today, I was with my family at a buffet getting dessert. As I had my chocolate cake in hand, I grabbed an extra slice of cheesecake for my mom because I knew she would like a slice. Upon returning to my table, a couple walking behind me commented, "See, that's why Americans are so obese." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my boss's kids. I brought chocolate for them and the youngest said he had never had chocolate and didn't want any. I told him he should always try new things and should eat it. He did. He's allergic. FML

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By laughxlove - 23/08/2010 04:03 - United States

Today, I went to see my mother with my kids. Before, I had told my son to give her hugs and kisses and I would buy him candy. He did, but then he told her that I said that. FML

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By Kathryn - 08/08/2011 23:58 - United States

Today, I went to my favorite all you can eat buffet. The cook tapped my shoulder and told me to stop eating. FML

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By Max - 09/04/2014 18:32 - United States

Today, due to my wife saying I never cook and we always order pizza, I spent a good hour preparing dinner. While serving it to my kids, they started complaining. My wife told them to shut up. When she took a bite, she looked up at me, smiled, and said, "Do you, you know, want to just order pizza?" FML

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sirsquab 12

Wednesday 28 May 2014 23:39

Those kids are going places.

Rosebudx 32

Wednesday 28 May 2014 23:38

At least you've taught them to listen closely.

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DeadPixel4 29

Wednesday 28 May 2014 23:48

They really listen!

jrn 14

Wednesday 28 May 2014 23:48

They're kids...who cares?? Such a bullshit excuse for an fml

gunda95 11

Wednesday 28 May 2014 23:52

Logic :)

musicforhearts 15

Wednesday 28 May 2014 23:53

Smart kids!

RainbowSkullfuck 18

Wednesday 28 May 2014 23:55

I always did this with pickles. Lol.

a2dox 12

Wednesday 28 May 2014 23:55

That's hilarious! Guess you need to start being more specific.

_Ducks_ 7

Wednesday 28 May 2014 23:59

Oh no, your kids got ice cream instead of a vegetable! Your life really does suck!

weveallbeenthere 30

Thursday 29 May 2014 0:00

you were not specific. they followed your rule.

DoomTetra 6

Thursday 29 May 2014 0:01

You set yourself up for that

Turbolence 1

Thursday 29 May 2014 0:06

That's adorable. Stop being so dramatic, OP, and embrace your kids' cleverness and snark for this one-time exception to the rule. :)

xuneventful 12

Thursday 29 May 2014 9:52

Well, that's what buffets are for right? :p It's probably a once in a while thing, so the kids won't get unhealthy by skipping the veggies. c:

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