Today, I was accused of shop-lifting by an old lady in a supermarket. Having proven myself innocent, I tried to storm off to show my displeasure at the situation. In my haste to make a dramatic exit, I tried to go out of the entrance and walked straight into the automatic door. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was accused of shoplifting, after the alarm started beeping as I walked into the store. FML
Today, I was holding on to a shirt that I planned on buying, when an elderly man bumped into me. The shirt fell out of my hand, and slid just out the door. I went to the counter to explain what happened. Everyone accused me of trying to steal it anyway. FML
Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML
Today, I walked into a store, grabbed a shopping cart, and started browsing. After 15 seconds, I realized I was in the wrong store. The cashier watched as I awkwardly returned my cart and walked out like I totally meant to do that. FML
Today, I was at the supermarket when an elderly lady asked if I'd grab some coffee for her from a high shelf. The moment I took my hands off my almost-full shopping cart, she made off with it. I ended up getting thrown out by security after she claimed I was trying to steal it from her. FML
Today, I was leaving the grocery store when an old woman started yelling at me for not holding the door open for her. She accused me of being "everything wrong with the younger generation". It was an automatic door. FML
Today, I knocked over a display case at a mall, shattering hundreds of dollars in goods. Embarrassed, I tried to scurry out of the nearest door without being seen. I scuttled right into the janitor's closet, the door automatically locking behind me. I waited for an hour to be let out. FML
Today, I accidentally left the store with a bag full of groceries without paying. I realized this halfway to my car when an employee chased me down, thinking I was a thief. Turns out, I had spaced out and walked out during a fire alarm drill. FML
Today, I was shopping with my husband. At the self-checkout, one of the items I was buying for him as a gift didn’t register. As we were walking out, I get stopped and escorted to the loss prevention office, where I was accused of stealing. FML
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Top comments
Good_old_Grim 8
Way to go Mr. Drama Queen...
RebelHeart7 0
for having an automatic door at their store?
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Comments (102)
TinyDude 10
I hope that door broke ur face ;D YDI
collieflower 0
hahaha!
worldclass 0
you made yourself look like an idiot.
Zmeilerr 22
I just wanted to let you know you double posted. and you're cute. will you marry me?
Zmeilerr 22
oops you didn't double post. shit. my bad.
funzcpl 0
ah hahahahaha stupid!
ReignBeauxLord 0
fail
rene22 18
Ydi cuz you tried to exit through the entrance door
ItsmeRJ_ 0
What kind of a guy tries to be dramtic. You suck
Schizomaniac 24
Damn those damn dramtic guys.
Tweety122888 0
I know right that's what I was thinking
jakeisawake 3
You know after this happened all the employees huddled together in the camera room saying things like, "He's going, going, and just when you think the douchbag is gone... BAM... slams right into the entrance door; alright, watch one more time, then again during our break."
b_anhero 0
innocence proven? check. elderly informant made to eat crow? check. out through the entrance? check. dramatic point made? success.
biass 0
Damn, you must've really been bad in bed for her to break-up with you...
Fishfanatic 7
Old people are amongst some of the rudest people in existance. I have offered my seat to them at bus stops and on buses, opened doors and allowed them to go in front of me in queues. *Very rarely* have I recieved a word of thanks , and many times have been barged to one side, hit in the legs with walking sticks and almost run over by motorised scooters, all despite allowing these old people to go first. A lot of them do seem to have some sort of massive entitlement complex and wrongly think anyone younger then 60 is automatically rude and a hooligan. They either glare at you or give the pretence of extreme fear. All needlessly.
elmorous 0
I, too, would be scared if I met some overweight goth dressed up in bone jewelery. They probably think you're going to eat them.
TheZarola 10
Agreed with #59.