Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate for the first time. He was sucking on my boob, everything was going good. He suddenly stopped and started choking really bad. He thought milk was coming out. Turns out, it was just his gum. The moment was ruined. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. Trying to be suave, he put a Kool-Fruit between his teeth and motioned for me to kiss him so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do so, I inhaled, swallowing it. He then had to watch me dry-retching as I tried to get it back up. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML
Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML
Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend, when things got a little frisky and we started making out. It was my first time French-kissing, and apparently he has a very sensitive gag reflex, because the moment my tongue went in, he started retching, and vomited moments later. FML
Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, in an effort to avoid my school's strict no-gum policy as my teacher made a b-line to me, I swallowed it. By the time the teacher reached me, the gum was on my desk, as well as my breakfast, thanks to my overactive gag reflex. FML
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queen_awks 16
You could have just spat it out instead...
DocBastard 40
So now your boyfriend knows that you spit instead of swallowing.
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Comments (99)
illmatic2 16
Why did you think you had to get rid of it? There is nothing wrong with making out with gum in your mouth.
Laurenlou 24
There definitely is something wrong with making out with gum in your mouth! It's pretty gross. Maybe I'm just traumatized by the fact that when I had my very first kiss, the guy tried to give me his gum from his mouth to mine. I've still never met some who likes kissing with gum in their mouth, or the other's mouth for that matter.
illmatic2 16
Well I don't see the big deal. I mean, if you're comfortable enough to kiss someone then it shouldn't be gross at all. It's not like you have to share it with them either. that's just how I look at it.
WKER143 9
Yeah I don't think it's a big deal either, it can even add nice flavor! I know tons of people who like it, it's actually a pretty normal thing
Suaria 38
Or could guys could have just played a game where he tries to find the gum in your mouth. Eventually, one of you would have had to spit it out.
inumiko 12
Can't you make out while theres gum in your mouth? or you can just simply excuse yourself and throw it away. swallowing gum is really bad for your stomach.
inumiko 12
Can't you make out while theres gum in your mouth? or you can just simply excuse yourself and throw it away. swallowing gum is really bad for your stomach.
MsConfusedd 27
Well that's very attractive.
valleyshooter 8
Kulppp
Sir_Swaggington 6
It's not that difficult to kiss with gum in your mouth lol.
GothickNihilist 15
Noor your nephew is absolutely adorable.
shadow7x 10
tell him he can spit on you to make it even
MisterEx 28
Didn't you know when you swallow a gum you will have a gum tree growing in your stomach and you might end up farting gummy balloons?