Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate for the first time. He was sucking on my boob, everything was going good. He suddenly stopped and started choking really bad. He thought milk was coming out. Turns out, it was just his gum. The moment was ruined. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. Trying to be suave, he put a Kool-Fruit between his teeth and motioned for me to kiss him so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do so, I inhaled, swallowing it. He then had to watch me dry-retching as I tried to get it back up. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML
Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML
Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend, when things got a little frisky and we started making out. It was my first time French-kissing, and apparently he has a very sensitive gag reflex, because the moment my tongue went in, he started retching, and vomited moments later. FML
Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, in an effort to avoid my school's strict no-gum policy as my teacher made a b-line to me, I swallowed it. By the time the teacher reached me, the gum was on my desk, as well as my breakfast, thanks to my overactive gag reflex. FML
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Top comments
queen_awks 16
You could have just spat it out instead...
DocBastard 40
So now your boyfriend knows that you spit instead of swallowing.
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Comments (99)
Shadowlainx 11
Really? you couldn't pause for a moment, turn around, spit out your gum in a napkin and than make it out with? Are his lips that tasty that you craved for it and couldn't spare a moment?
soph_volleyball 11
What happened next
ColbyGB 13
I think he would have rathered you had you throw it out than spit it on him..
ZachZ1995 3
That's kinda gross .. Gum stays in ur stomach for a long time.. It's prob good u spit it in his face.
ethereana 2
totally harsh but you could've purred and said "I accidently coughed up a hair ball." but ydi gum is to be desposed of before and heated activity
nicievans 9
There is a time to spit, and a time to swallow. Guess which one this was?
Shorty777 4
Why didn't you just take it out of your mouth and throw it away?
clette 2
Yea it sucks but do you know how long it would have took for that gum to be digested
Sugarfur 2
Or, instead of swallowing or spitting out the gum, you could learn to make-out with the gum still in your mouth? Also, you can always swap it back and forth as a little game. As for the gum not digesting, are you all six years old? That's a myth.
Shade1982 21
I can tell you from VERY personal experience this is really NOT a myth... I'll save you the details, you can use your imagination.
daisydukes21 11
Obviously you can't makeout with gum in your mouth too? Simple task!