Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate for the first time. He was sucking on my boob, everything was going good. He suddenly stopped and started choking really bad. He thought milk was coming out. Turns out, it was just his gum. The moment was ruined. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. Trying to be suave, he put a Kool-Fruit between his teeth and motioned for me to kiss him so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do so, I inhaled, swallowing it. He then had to watch me dry-retching as I tried to get it back up. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML
Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML
Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend, when things got a little frisky and we started making out. It was my first time French-kissing, and apparently he has a very sensitive gag reflex, because the moment my tongue went in, he started retching, and vomited moments later. FML
Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, in an effort to avoid my school's strict no-gum policy as my teacher made a b-line to me, I swallowed it. By the time the teacher reached me, the gum was on my desk, as well as my breakfast, thanks to my overactive gag reflex. FML
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Top comments
queen_awks 16
You could have just spat it out instead...
DocBastard 40
So now your boyfriend knows that you spit instead of swallowing.
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Comments (99)
cmbar831 14
It takes 7 years for your body to fully digest gum because it is just flavored plastic.
Shrike 24
*sigh* No it doesn't. Why do you think people sometimes shit undigested food? Stuff gets moved along the intestines one way or the other. Available nutrients get absorbed on the way through, and whatever's left gets excreted. Stop propagating urban legends, please.
captainObviously 15
Yeah thats an old wives tale. U just poop it out like corn... That doesnt get fully digested and still moves through your body.
ohjoy15 33
It wouldn't have killed the mood if you just excused yourself to throw the gum away... What you ended up doing not only killed the mood, but danced on its grave. Laziness always backfires. YDI.
foiled 15
Why wouldn't you just spit it out?
captainObviously 15
Some things are meant to be spit, not swallowed.
Sionnach 10
And vice versa
kabza 13
hahahaha!! why were u chewing gum anyway..dumbass
BellaBelle_fml 23
So what is so dumb about chewing gum exactly? It's not like she was all like, "Oh, I am going to make out now. I had better start chewing gum just to attempt to swallow it seconds later!" She was probably chewing it for a while before this happened…dumbass.
theSPSstudios 7
Hot.
spliit_fml 8
Next time spit it out it takes less than a second and it would save you the embarrassment.
Kiyaralovestolol 14
Gum is made for chewing not for swallowing!
WKER143 9
Nephew!?????
Satoaoi 13
oh damn. nasty