Today, I was about to get on stage for a choir concert, and realized I had no where to put my phone. Running out of time, I tucked it in the front of my dress and got on stage. I should have put it on silent first. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during my choral concert, I was helping turn the pages for the pianist who was accompanying the singers. In the middle of the song, one of the pages slipped and fell into his crotch area. In a panic, I frantically reached to grab the music. Well, I grabbed something. It wasn't the music. FML
Today, I accidentally unmuted my mic during a class, and normally it would've just been silence, but dumb old me just had to sing a song at the top of my lungs, and I only stopped when my phone blew up with notifications. Great. FML
Today, I gave a speech at a charity fundraiser. I didn't realize how close I was standing to the fan, which automatically went on. As soon as I said, "this is why you should pledge," my dress flew up. I then learned how quickly phones can take pictures and emails of my underwear can be sent. FML
Today, I was at my little girl's concert. She plays the clarinet, and in the middle of her solo, her phone started ringing. She decided to stop, check her phone, and continue playing. FML
Today, I was wearing a skirt, and running towards a closing elevator, making it just in time. As soon as I ran in, my pad fell out of my underwear and onto the floor. There were 6 other people in the elevator. I picked it up before I realized I had nowhere to put it, so I held it. For 18 floors. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to catch a plane. I got halfway to the airport when I realized I'd forgotten my phone. I drove back to the house and searched for it. I finally gave up and returned to the airport, only to find that I was 10 minutes late for my plane. Just then, my pocket vibrated. FML
Today, I got on a two hour train ride to go to a concert. I had been so caught up in handling the train tickets that halfway to the concert, I realized I had left the concert tickets on my dresser. FML
Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML
Today, I ran to catch the subway, slipped, and my pants ripped across the back. I got on the train trying to cover the hole, only to realize the train was packed with people staring straight at my underwear though my fingers. To make it worse, my phone started playing loud music and I froze as I considered which situation to fix first. FML
Today, at a concert, I tried to film my favorite song for Instagram. I sang along dramatically, screamed the chorus, and danced like no one was watching. When I rewatched the video later, I realized I had my phone camera flipped, recording my sweaty, overexcited face the entire time. FML
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Top comments
PhiUnion108 0
I'm picturing that you put it in your panties and it kept vibrating during the performance. I think that would have been a little more fun for you.
Arachu 5
now your phone is singing in the choir too! =)
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Comments (58)
Babay_gurl457 0
Haha thts.... Nice.... It's weird lol
pinkypig312 0
oh gosh. must have been awkward. :l
Arisakentaro 0
what kind of performer are you D< you never take your phone on stage during performance!!!
LilaBear 2
I've never understood people who carry their phones with them everywhere. Mine stays in my bag unless I need to have it out for some reason. I would definitely never, ever take it if I was about to go on stage, I'd leave it in the dressing room or AT LEAST in the green room.
crazypomgurl3 0
I'm guessing your phone rang. It would make it even funnier if it rang and slid down your dress, hitting the floor with a loud thud. FYL
Johdy 0
WHO GIVES A SHIT!
sev770 0
I think it would've been worse had you put it on vibrate.
ZavysWonderland 3
that happened to me just two days ago...but it was during my solo...haha
Hopersz 0
Lol no no it would have been even funnier if OP had the ringtone from the Geicko Commercial. Lol be glad it wasnt a ringtone that talked about ass and **** or had really loud awkward noises. Lol I know theres a few silly ringtones like that lol
psymon_fml 0
idiot