Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I was taking the final exam for one of my classes. The teacher came over to my desk, grabbed my test and ripped it in half. Then he grabbed my hand and read the note I had written on it to remind myself to pay rent. FML
Today, I found out why my history grade is so low: the kid in front of me takes my homework, writes his name on it, and passes it off as his own. FML
Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML
Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML
Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
Today, we had a surprise test at school. I was totally unprepared for any of it, so I BSd the whole thing and turned it in. A few minutes later, our teacher said we were allowed to use our notes to finish the test. FML
Today, I was in my psychology class taking the hardest test ever. After I spent most of the period trying to fill in the few answers that I knew, I looked up to see everyone with their notebooks on their desks. It was an open-note test. FML
Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
Today, I went into my classroom to find a bag of shit on my desk with a note saying, "Thanks for failing me b*tch!" FML
Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML
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jm88 0
Jerk! ;] Poor kid..
snapperturtle 0
Shouldn't have been so quick to rip that up...
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littlemuffet 0
I JUST noticed #11. Round of applause, you're hilarious.
smokegrindsleep 0
I hope for your sake you apologized to the kid after class.
keyairia 0
duuuuuuuuude. seriously? think. next time, think.
MyWorstNightmare 0
I think that story is a fake.
h8crewdeathr0ll 0
even if you did catch him cheating you'd still be a huge ******* asshole for doing it, it really doesnt affect your life in any way.
el_Caballo 0
Why didn't you look at the note first?
_Elizabeth_ 0
wow you're an idiot.
everyonehatesyou 0
Today, I was so scared of taking a test that my mom wrote me a little note. Just before I was about to have a nervous breakdown during the test, the TA ripped up my paper. FML
Aepoch 0
And I quote "Dude, you did the right thing. If you're not allowed to look at other stuff during a test, then that includes notes from mom. You can't bend the rules just 'cause they make you look like a jerk. Maybe you could have been a little less hasty, but you were just doin' your job. -Another TA" That is exactly what exam procedure in postsecondary dictates to do. This guy/girl wasn't out of line. There is absolutely no tolerance for any kind of outside source in an exam scenario, as hilarious and innocent as this one happened to be.
Aepoch 0
Give it a minute or two before the hilariously stupid, "everyone is a special little angel", FML defense force marches in, too. "How dare you not bend the rules for one person, TAs are just babysitters!" University TAs are responsible for, without assistance, teaching 80-90% of the class they TA for, before they are given credit for their degree. Do some research before you cry your eyes out on the internet over some pathetic kid who needs notes from his mother.