Today, I wanted to work out the volume of my penis and did so on the first piece of paper I could find on my desk. After I finished the calculations I realized that the other side of the paper was in fact my school report. It's the only copy I have. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis. He then used the copies to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school. FML
Today, my friend made the effort to draw a penis on every page in my analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML
Today, I had a major digestive emergency while at work. I rushed to the bathroom, just to realize there were no toilet paper rolls left. In a moment of desperation, I used the last few pages of my notebook to make do. Now I’m terrified of what’s going to happen if my boss ever asks for the reports I wrote in that notebook. FML
Today, after retyping a 22-page report for work because the orginal had gone missing, i realized I had used a different laptop the first time. I now have 2 copies of the same report, both of which are late. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to give a guy my number. I wrote it down on a piece of paper, tore it in half and gave it to him. Later, I noticed I'd given him the wrong, blank half. FML
Today, I gave my son a bollocking for losing a very important paper that I needed for work. I've just found it in my right pocket. FML
Today, I turned in my homework. Too bad I accidentally handed in the printed answer sheet I found online to copy from. FML
Today, my friend and I doodled on a sheet of paper trashing our English teacher. Later, I went to English class, and my teacher asked for us to take out a sheet of loose sheet of paper and write an essay. It wasn't until I had written on the whole front and flipped to the back that I realized I was using the doodle sheet. FML
Today, I was looking over the schedule for errors and circled a group of mistakes before handing it to my manager. When she handed it back to me, she gave me a weird look and I immediately noticed that the group of numbers I had circled formed a giant penis shape on the paper. FML
Today, I had nothing better to do than make a penis out of silly putty. FML
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SOILEDIT 51
You'd have to be so ******* bored/baked out of your mind to decide to find the volume of your penis.
Frabens 1
YDI for putting something like that on a piece of paper without checking the other side first, especially since you'd (probably) recently done a school report in your work space.
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Comments (76)
DracoKat 4
So.. what was the answer?
TweetAnne 13
Extra credit
Shade1982 21
I'm pretty sure any basic scanner or copier would fix this issue. Not really a big issue...
Catlover1130 14
just make a photo copy of the front. you'll be fine.
species4872 20
Your biggest problem is figuring out where the penis starts and where does it end. Perhaps head to toe will give you a clue.
RedCronos 17
hopefully you did so in pencil
waleedma 18
Why did you want the volume of your penis?
ElusiveMee 6
Just tell them you were calculating the volume of a shot glass. Probably about the same for you.
BabyCakes818 16
Well I don't know why you did that... You weren't getting graded for it. lol.
TMO2142 25
Just.... why?!