Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got back from my daughter's flat in Scotland. I got a flight there yesterday morning to surprise her on her 21st birthday. Nobody told her I was coming. When I got there, it turned out she decided to get a plane to London to surprise me. £200 on flights, and I didn't even get to see her. FML
Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML
Today, I flew in to visit my long distance girlfriend. When I got out of the cab, I saw her way down the street walking the dog, so I hid behind the bushes to scare/surprise her. Mission accomplished. I just wish I hadn't bought her that pepper spray. FML
Today, I drove three hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in three weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off, and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, I drove three and a half hours to surprise my long distance boyfriend for our anniversary. He was out of town. Where was he? Three and a half hours away trying to surprise me. FML
Today, I flew into New Zealand to surprise my girlfriend on her trip. In the New Zealand Airport I received a text message saying she wanted to break up with me. I live in Michigan and just spent $1,500 for this romantic surprise. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML
Today, I found out my friend has been texting my long distance boyfriend more than I do. When I confronted her about it, she confessed that it was because they had been planning a surprise appearance for me. I've never been surprised before, and I ruined my own surprise. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, knowing my long-distance boyfriend was cheating on me with a local girl, I decided to make a surprise visit to confront him by showing up to his home. Both of them answered the door. My boyfriend claimed to not know me, and threatened to call the cops. I ended up back at the airport in tears. FML
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Top comments
jenniferchaify 11
But romantic
nanpooo 6
Atleast you both get to meet the family if you hadn't before.
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Comments (86)
lhamil64_fml 5
Maybe you can both fly back and meet somewhere in the middle. At least you didn't get there to find out she cheated on you or dumped you, so it's not much of a true FML
jbsington 8
sounds like the plot to a romantic comedy
xmaximusx 12
Thats cute!! marry that one
Bekll 31
Some are saying YDI and that he should've told her of his plan. But hey, it goes both ways! She could've just as well told him instead! But since they both had the same spontaneous romantic idea they can't really be blamed. I think it's sweet, if not a little bit tragic.
outoftown 27
#98, It's not about telling each other. It's about telling someone close to the other so he/she is around for the surprise visit.
pzychosys 5
That's cute.
BrookeSnooks15 2
Still a better love story than twilight.
ohdearinsanity 3
aw, you two think alike.
AudreyA_fml 2
That's exactly what happened on Zoey 101
nissan31 2
Yeah well atleast you know she wants u and some other dude
asherm 15
That sucks on the timing, but nice that you're both thinking of eachother and want to be together that much. I can't imagine the long distance is easy though