Today, I wanted to be creative. I hid an engagement ring for my girlfriend inside one of her running shoes. I expected her to find it and wake me up, but she didn't. Later, when I asked if there was anything in her shoe, she responded, "There was a rock. I just shook it out outside. Why?" FML
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Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML
Today, my girlfriend found the engagement ring I bought and assumed it was a late birthday present. She’s now wearing it on her right hand like a signet ring and she somehow hasn’t figured out it’s a diamond and not a Swarovski. I'm now waiting for her to figure it out before I pop the question. FML
Today, I found a ring box in the pocket of my boyfriend's pants while doing laundry. I eagerly walked up to him knowing that it was an engagement ring, hoping that he would propose on the spot. He tossed it back to me and said, "Well you found it, I don't actually have to ask now, right?" FML
Today, I found my wife crying. She said she’d lost her diamond ring. I backtracked her activities and suggested where to look. She found it in the fridge. She now thinks I hid it there. FML
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, my girlfriend found the engagement ring I'd bought. She looked at it and said, "This is pathetic. You shouldn't even bother." FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML
Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake from her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I checked the box with the ring to make sure it was still there, and saw a piece of paper in it. It said, "No." FML
Today, it was the second anniversary of the day I met my girlfriend. I had to go to work, but I set an engagement ring and a letter on my pillow for when she woke up, and left breakfast for her on the counter. When I got home, she and all of her things were gone. FML
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MoonTiger 4
I'm really sorry to say it, but YDI, come on, a ******* shoe? I'd probably shake a "rock" off too without giving 2 flying ducks about it.
dakrock13 0
go look for it!!!!!!!
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Comments (158)
sarah_berah 0
You shoulda put it in the box in her shoe.
null_fml 11
Would have worked a lot better, but still been weird.
null_fml 11
Unless they met in a running club. Or that shoe saved her from drowning once. Or something.
Orchard 33
HAHA, saved her from drowning once, or something. Awesome, that made me laugh
aphrodita 0
Um. Being creative is nice, but being at least slightly romantic is usually a pretty good idea, too. Being proposed to via a running shoe kind of isn't.
avalanche719 0
That is not creative at all. YDI
djspazy 0
you could've tied it or looped it through her laces. Runners will tie their shoelaces before running so she will more likely have seen it. Or at the very least, it wouldn't have fallen off and gotten lost.
Pointy130 0
Ugh. sucks for you. BTW, Firsties.
screwtaylor 0
I think you mean Fifteenies.
allmidnighteyes 11
'Cause if you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh, oh-oh-oh
AAAAHHHH12 2
I'd give her partial credit, I mean, it WAS a rock. Just not the kind you want to kick out of your shoe..
chipmunk95 0
that was creative because i always look in my shoes if i step on something your girlfriend is just dumb
itschris 0
That sucks man go look for it lOl. You should've done it in a more classic way like pull out the little blue box out of yer coat kneel down on knee hold her left hand look deeply into her eyes and say "will you mary me?" lmbO :] qOOd luCk
SnailJamsss 6
How old are you.
Pointy130 0
yeah, but i posted it on my ipod which only loads half the comments so sorry