Geek: Today, I wanted to annoy my sister by playing the air horn app...

By Brea - 01/02/2011 18:50 - United States

Today, I wanted to annoy my sister by playing the air horn app on my iPhone. I forgot that I had headphones in. Let's just say I quickly had to change my underwear. FML

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John Tucker would've known what to do.

By Dan - 09/10/2017 04:30

Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML

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By shittysongs - 07/03/2013 02:39 - United States - Bothell

Today, I was so bored at a dinner party that I went to the bathroom to play games on my phone. One of my co-workers came in, so I rushed into a stall, but forgot to turn my phone's sound off. She heard it and said, "It's OK, music helps me shit too" and started blasting her music and grunting. FML

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By terdberglerforlyfe - 07/12/2014 20:54 - Brazil - Mogi Das Cruzes

Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML

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Classic rookie mistake

By Mason - 31/12/2021 02:59 - United States - Boise

Today, I got new AirPods. As I was sitting on the toilet, they fell out of my hoodie pocket into the toilet while it was flushing. FML

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By Daniella - 12/11/2020 11:03 - Indonesia - Jakarta

Today, I accidentally unmuted my mic during a class, and normally it would've just been silence, but dumb old me just had to sing a song at the top of my lungs, and I only stopped when my phone blew up with notifications. Great. FML

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By wow. - 05/05/2014 03:18 - United States - Chicago

Today, I let my sister use my phone to play music in the shower, expecting her to use the speakers I have. She used a ziplock bag with a hole in it to connect her headphones. Now I have a waterlogged phone and my sister still doesn't understand why it didn't work. FML

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Glue ear

By NoMoreHeadphones - 08/09/2009 19:32 - United States

Today, I was listening to my iPod while changing the diaper on my baby. One earbud fell out of my ear and onto the changing table so I quickly picked it up without looking and put it back in my ear, only to realize the headphone had fallen onto more than a table. I now have brown earphones. FML

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By Gob - 16/01/2009 14:36 - United States

Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML

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By shootme - 13/11/2011 22:46 - Canada

Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML

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Freeze!

By Anonymous - 20/06/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I ran to catch the subway, slipped, and my pants ripped across the back. I got on the train trying to cover the hole, only to realize the train was packed with people staring straight at my underwear though my fingers. To make it worse, my phone started playing loud music and I froze as I considered which situation to fix first. FML

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Hendrixguy 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 23:00

The karma's so thick in here you could choke someone with it.

DJR_fml 2

Tuesday 1 February 2011 23:01

Haha. Serves you right dick.

Comments

danielle25 15

Wednesday 2 February 2011 0:51

LMAOO.

faithe92 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 1:08

hahaha douche.

7846tom 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 1:09

total bs this did not happen :L so pathetic

Thejackel79 9

Wednesday 2 February 2011 1:13

How the hell is this bs?

Tayman24 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 4:32

I think so too

eonangel 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 1:19

ahahha u fkin deserved it but that does suck

Dark_Charizard 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 1:29

This.. I think is more of an MLIA.

Acousticpixie14 6

Wednesday 2 February 2011 1:32

Is anyone else slightly disturbed at the incredible number of FMLs in the past week that have revolved around fecal matter?

lionheart822 13

Wednesday 2 February 2011 19:08

lmao that's so true, I was actually coming to the same conclusion. Although, it's not exactly safe to assume this one is 'bowel' related.

Molord1 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 1:39

What does "scurred" mean?

louie111887 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 1:44

haha this made me lol. real smart there op. I would call that instant karma ! ;).

florenzfang 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 1:52

hahaha YDI

prettypinkpixie 9

Wednesday 2 February 2011 1:57

YDI not only for the fact that you were trying to use that annoying app on your sister, but for the fact that you were too stupid to realize you had headphones in.