Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML
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Today, I heard a gunshot not too far from the house. This is not unusual, as I live way out in the boonies and hunters tend to roam the woods. What isn't normal is a stray bullet hitting my above-ground pool, which promptly split open and released a torrent of water that flooded my basement. FML
Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML
Today, a few freshmen jumped my fence. They decided to take a dip in the pool, so I pulled out a paintball gun. I unloaded over 100 rounds, painting their backs bright yellow. It also dyed my pool yellow, and it'll apparently cost around $500 to repair. FML
Today, I wanted revenge on my neighbor, whose dog craps in my yard, so I spent a day at the dog park gathering up dog shit. I piled it up by the property line and ran over it with the mower, intending to spray his driveway and car with turds. Instead, it gummed up the mower. Now it stinks too bad to fix. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was a baby rabbit. FML
Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML
Today, I shot my boyfriend in the balls by mistake, twice. First it was a paintball gun I was using with my nephew, then it was a slingshot I use to scare away the bird who keeps eating fish from my pond. He is now sat icing his groin acting like I did it on purpose. FML
Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML
Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML
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narks 0
Not only did you try to kill it instead of just relocating it, but you tried to justify your shit aim with 'the bullet missed' instead of 'I missed'. This one calls for a YDI unfortunately.
tkmac 0
Sounds like a Tom & Jerry episode.
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forthelulz_fml 0
Above ground pool + rifle = the most redneck FML by far. How did this guy even figure out how to use a computer?
flyingheads7853 0
I'm guessing your white trash, but the spoiled rich kind that drives a luxury truck and has many expensive guns. Next time, just turn the gun on yourself you ******* republican.
darkblue_13 0
that's so horrible that you tried to shoot a cute bunny!!! wow you could not deserve that more
crasher41 0
HA HA HA HA
SP63_fml 0
Well. I don't know which city you live in, but where I live, it is illegal to discharge a firearm within city limits, so let's say your in my city, just for the hell of it. There are so many more ways to get rid of an annoying animal then using a gun. You can trap it and then release it where it won't come into contact with anyone ever again, [Yes that is a quote from Steve Irwin], or simply put up a fence or get a dog. People say you're a red neck, I just say your stupid as hell. Before you fire a weapon, you always keep in mind what is downwind of your target, and what you may be able to hit. Since it is a 22. rifle, which I also own, I can say the effective range is anywhere from 400 to 700 meters. Forgive me if I am mistaken. This is more then enough range in a city to go straight through a house or fence and possibly hit someone. It was also kinda stupid of you to not see your pool, or see it and think the 22. round wouldn't penetrate. For those who don't want to read my massive wall of text, short and sweet. YDI
meddude 0
first of all i'm gonna say it's a YDI, just making that clear, no doubt about it. now, have any of you ever experienced the annoyances of ******* rabbits in the spring? i'm surprised he didn't keep shooting even after the pool. my area is infested with them, and if you want any hope of any plant growing in your garden, you do what you have to do. everyone's like "oh the poor bunny boo hoo hoo". they're seriously bad. now, i don't condone the killing of the bunnies, but keep shooting to scare it away or something. i've tried numerous methods myself (all non-lethal i swear), and they seriously get more annoying than Carrot Top doing a "comedy" show while Richard Simmons tries to get you to dance to it. #254: although i'm a liberal, i think you're a ****. don't judge people like that unless you want to be judged yourself. oh. told.
thelonelylurker 0
Okay OP, people love bunnies. Even if bunnies raped and killed your family, you would get no sympathy from 14-year-old girls on the internets. Also, you're a gun-crazy Texan who likes solving problems by killing things. This also, would not get you sympathy from 14-year-old girls on the internets. So this is more like... the wrong thing posted on the wrong site. But I hope you learned a lesson not to solve your problems by violence in the future!
abtface12 0
don't listen to these liberal *****, they never really know anything when they claim they do, ydi tho for your poor aim, i've never missed a shot like that in my yard. and for all you liberals this is what i mean when i say you never really know what your doing : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yi3erdgVVTw :
thabeast 0
rabbits are pests and if it was starving don't you think it could be put out of it's misery? rabbits don't go near people unless under dire circumstances But though i dont mind you trying to kill it, missing and cracking your pool is FREAKING STUPID Gotta say YDI for missing
dang_fml 0
you're an idiot hahaha! YDI