Work: Today, I walked into work, and the first question my boss asks... - FML

By Anonymous - 20/10/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, I walked into work, and the first question my boss asks me is "Are those your pajamas?" I was wearing my favorite outfit. FML

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By Sbfreak510 - 16/10/2009 16:30 - France

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML

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By candy - 11/02/2016 12:24 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2014 21:20 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I went to work in my best outfit for the big corporate party we were having later in the day. When I arrived, my boss said, "You missed one hell of a party yesterday!" Shit. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 12:00

Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 16:14 - United States - New York

Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML

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By Tagged - 13/09/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, I accidentally left the tag on the new pants that I wore to work. Nobody had brought it to my attention for the whole day until finally, before I was about to go home, every single employee and my boss let me know by yelling in unison and laughing as I left the building. FML

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By I hate my job - 23/12/2014 08:14 - Canada - Delta

Today, I went to my retail job to buy some clothing. As soon as I walked through the doors, my manager yelled at me for not being in appropriate work clothes. I tried to explain that I was off the clock but he was having none of it. I got written up. FML

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By Chansus10 - 20/10/2014 15:03 - United States - Greendale

Today, my boss drove past me while I was walking to work, and splashing mud over my uniform. When I got to work, he criticized me for showing up in unpresentable condition. FML

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By Peter80 - 03/03/2009 14:55 - Netherlands

Today, at work, our new cute intern asked me if I could explain my work. Taking a cool posture sitting on her desk I explained. After 10 minutes I walked away, only to hear her laughing with the girl next to her. Turns out my fly was open. And I didn't wear underwear. FML

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By 1nfected - 26/08/2009 17:07 - Canada

Today, when I arrived at work, I was greeted by my gorgeous coworker telling me my red shirt looked awesome on me. Before I could compliment her, she added that the color was fitting perfectly with my acne. I heard a couple of giggles around me. FML

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Ninjaface 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 9:47

YDI for thinking you can wear your pajamas to work just because they're your favorite outfit.

AdmanRulz 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 9:39

Maybe its time to look in the mirror?

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KillU2009 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 10:51

that burns. maybe you should burn the clothes

MyBloodSings 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 10:55

Which could easily BE pajamas...

Superawesomestev 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 11:13

win win win!

teiso_fml 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 11:14

Hahaha! My favourite clothes are always things that other people hate, but I don't care! I wear them for me, not for them!

Kronic_Kitten 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 13:29

Her favorite outfit may look like sexy lingerie

perdix 29

Tuesday 20 October 2009 15:00

You're so gullible for letting your friends convince you that an openable butt-flap is the latest in high fashion.

leyash 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 15:24

ydi for having no sense of fashion.

FromCFL 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 15:42

YDI. Obviously, you need to get some fashion sense.

JassyJas 2

Tuesday 20 October 2009 15:43

haha sounds like something my little brothers would say

blastvortex 3

Tuesday 20 October 2009 16:20

It sounds like you seriously need to reconsider your work attire. Granted, I know that plenty of people think it's great to wear skimpy, lingerie-like clothes to work, but just because you can do something doesn't mean that it's a good idea. YDI for wearing clothes that even remotely looked like PJ's to work. That goes for double if you were wearing lounge-wear, which are essentially the same as PJ's anyway.

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