Today, I walked into a restaurant with my parents to celebrate my Mom's birthday. They immediately got a kid's menu and crayons out for me. I'm 15. FML
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Today, I went out to dinner with my boyfriend and his mom. The hostess asked if I needed "the kid's menu," remarked how I look "so grown up for your age," and asked what grade I was in. I said I'm in university. She laughed as if it was the best joke ever told. I'm 22. FML
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lkrofct 0
I'm 20 and I always grab the crayons on my own. I like coloring.
karls 0
Coloring and chicken fingers are the best. Not an FYL ;)
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Comments (355)
nutter09 0
Don't worry about it. It could have been worse. I was asked by a customs officer coming back to the US once "Are you all by yourself? How old are you 14?" You have to be 16 to fly alone. I was 17. and almost everywhere I go I'm offered child's fair.
Ohnoitslindsay 0
YDI for thinking that's a bad thing. Coloring is awesome.
magurl 0
haha, the same thing still happens to me and im 18! coloring is fun though, but the portion sizes are too small for dinner
erikaisthebest 0
That happened to me 2 years ago...I'm 23.
Yougin 0
Dude...I'm 20 years old and that still happens to me. Sometime people at my college ask me if I got on the wrong bus that morning.
allseeingeye 0
Thats kind of embarasing but isn't really that bad, unless maybe there was someone you knew there or something. If it happens again when you are 23 then its a FML.
mac_fml 0
that happened to me too when i was about 15. if you are a girl then it'll be a bonus when you get older
Sessee 4
How the **** is that an FML? I'm 15 and get pissed off when they give me the adult menu.
7Rawr7 0
oh please. this always happens to me and I'm 19.
mrs_jonas_fml 0
Oh! This ALWAYS happens to me!!!! Sometimes it can be entertaining when the ppl take like an hour to get you your food! On the positive side I guess.....