Today, I walked into a restaurant with my parents to celebrate my Mom's birthday. They immediately got a kid's menu and crayons out for me. I'm 15. FML
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lkrofct 0
I'm 20 and I always grab the crayons on my own. I like coloring.
karls 0
Coloring and chicken fingers are the best. Not an FYL ;)
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Comments (355)
dobro99 0
hey dont feel too bad...happened to me at 18.
disadvantage 0
If your name is Liam I am gonna FREAK
lakita_lover 0
Don't worry too much about it. I'm nearly 20 and the same thing happened to me when I went out with a friend to IHOP even though she doesn't look that much older than me.
GrapefruitZoe 0
Shit, I got crap like that forever. I'm short, but I don't look 3. I hate the world.
lolololcheese 0
I'm 15 and this happens to me all the time, even though people tell me I look older. I like coloring, but I'd rather eat full food portions.
whyyalltrippin 0
haha! i hate it when that happens! i mean, it gives you something to do, but really? when someone has size 34B cups, and is wearing heels, do you really think they're under 13?
Dreamlite 0
It happens sometimes. I'm 21 and I still get asked if I need a children's menu on occasion. It cracks me up.
iPhanny 0
Haha wow man. That sucks.
mcgymnast 0
haha, every time i go to a restaurant the same thing happens to me. but i actually still order off the kids menu, so i dont really care
darkheadlights 4
I went to the roller rink today and was asked if I was a child, because if I was I would get in free. I'm 20.