Kev
Canada
Today, I walked home from work when a woman asked me to come inside for a free meal. It was at a homeless shelter. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
horriblefashionsense
Winter Garden, United States
It's Thursday!
Today, I went in the diner I always pass by and ordered a sandwich. When I asked how much it was, the waitress replied, "Don't worry, honey. We give free meals to the homeless on Thursdays." I was too ashamed to deny it, so I just said thank you and left. FML
HomelessGirl1
Las Vegas, United States
Today, while volunteering at a local homeless shelter, I asked the woman next to me how long she'd been homeless. She works there. FML
Anonymous
Macungie, United States
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
katiebell
Crossed purposes
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, as I was walking towards my friends at the bus stop, a man came up to me and asked me out. This was the first time I'd be asked out in months. I accepted. When I reached my friends they looked at me then asked, "Why were you talking to that homeless guy?". FML
:|
Canada
Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
meesmees
Severna Park, United States
Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, at work, a homeless woman called me trash, threw her coffee at me, and told me to get a job. I do have a job. It's homeless outreach. FML
ihaveahome
Czech Republic
Today, at 6am I was waiting for the tram to go home from my late night job. A homeless man came up to me and offered to buy me a beer because "guys like us have to stick together." FML
NoNaMe
Australia
Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML
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ava3dg 0
hey its free food u should go!
yahoowizard 16
Umm, yeah, not one of those you lol so hard at unless you haven't heard of a good joke before
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camis 0
Two options: 1- you don't look after your looks, and look like a hobo. Your fault. 2- You looked perfectly fine and the woman was just used to calling in anyone who goes by. Not FML.
AlienMind 0
Go for it dude. Although, some of the more toothless of them may ask you to pre-chew their food for them.
54loc 0
haha
alwaysalady 0
There are very few occasions where you should dress shoddily and none of them require leaving your own property. Your fault.
ridiculous_gnome 0
quit your sewer salvaging job.
Amandaisdreaming 7
i wouldn't mind, FREE MEAL!
reddilocks 0
Guess it's time to clean up.
cmac86 24
whats wrong with a free meal?
Shyman4ever 0
So did you go?
BrEnNo1023 5
i would have played along and gotten that free meal (if it was a good one)! she was only being nice, a hell of a lot nicer than most people in this world. i probably would have felt guilty afterwards though, then i would have been left with the choice of telling her the truth AFTER having just eaten some of her free food, or just keeping my mouth shut. :-S maybe give her a bit of a tip? :O then that'd give it away that you're not homeless. Decisions decisions..