Health: Today, I used the tanning booth for the first time. Not only...

By Ellowise - 24/12/2009 10:06 - Belgium

Today, I used the tanning booth for the first time. Not only was I so white that I received first-degree burns all over my body, but I also forgot to remove my knee-high socks. FML

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By Sh.H - 23/02/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, before a big formal banquet, I went tanning because I wanted to look good in my cocktail dress. I got out of the tanning bed only to realize that I had left my socks on. FML

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By missko519 - 22/05/2015 07:36 - United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I used a tanning bed for the first time ever, in an attempt to get a base tan for the summer. No one bothered to warn me that you shouldn't go the full ten minutes your first time. Now my skin is as red as my hair. FML

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By tgstreaks - 23/04/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I got a spray tan for the first time. Naked, I climbed into the booth. When the machine started I became frightened by the loud roar of the spray and couldn't breathe. I pissed myself out of fear. I now have river-like streaks down both legs where the pee washed my tan away. FML

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By owwwwwe - 09/01/2012 21:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I tried a self-tanner in an attempt to rid myself of my ghost-white legs. I got my wish, but instead of a warm golden tan, I have red, swollen, lobster-like marks sticking out from the bottom half of my torso. FML

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By Crispy - 21/06/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my girlfriend talked me into tanning in a tanning bed for the first time ever. I have never tanned before and didn't know you are supposed to ease into it. I tanned for 15 minutes in the "super bed" and have lobstered. My ass and nuts got the worst of it. FML

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By tan disaster - 27/02/2009 23:09 - United States

Today, I went to get my spray tan before my semi-formal. After I applied lotion to the bottom of my feet as instructed, I went in the booth and began to start the tanning session. I lost my balance and fell right as the machine began to spray. I look like a spotted cheetah. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2010 01:47 - United States

Today, I got a spray tan for homecoming. While I was dancing, I got really sweaty and the spray tan rubbed off on the guy's white tux. FML

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By LXA429 - 12/03/2010 07:35 - United States

Today, I went to the tanning bed. I laid down in the bed and turned it on and the fan started blowing. There was a terrible smell and I thought it was the person before me. Then I realized it was just the fan blowing my sweaty feet towards my face. FML

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By fishwizard - 02/06/2017 20:00

Today, I used a tanning bed at my local gym for the first time. I went in for the full allowed time of 9 minutes. I went to school after and everybody said I looked like Trump. Confused, I went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror. My skin is orange and matches with my bleach blonde hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2012 14:22 - United States

Today, I went to get a nice, relaxing hot stone massage. Instead I got second degree burns on my legs. FML

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Bumlove89 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 20:05

At first I thought, oh that sucks, but then I read the high knee socks and decided that you're an idiot.

bluedoll 1

Thursday 24 December 2009 20:06

That sucks...but how do you FORGET to take off socks? Speaking as an ex-tanner myself, I know you don't FORGET to take off anything in those overly warm little beds. Oh, and YDI for tanning. I stopped because I learned about the health risks. If you have lovely, pale skin, keep it that way. Use a SELF tanner for color.

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yes_im_hater 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 20:23

YDI for LIES!

ensemble_coeur 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 20:24

I think the fact that you have an increased risk of skin cancer now is more of an FML

nvenomous 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 20:26

lol. ydi, enough said.

SamSJester 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 20:29

I hear guys really go for the whole pink body/pasty white shins and foot thing. Be prepared to beat them off with a stick!

ZombieKnickers_fml 8

Thursday 24 December 2009 20:30

There are good fake tans which don't make you orange and can look good. They also hydrate your skin. Hey, even I know this and I'm so white, I make snowmen look like black guys. Much healthier than getting blasted with heat which will increase your chances of cancer by a shocking amount. The socks bit is a FYL because with some knee high socks you stop feeling them after a while and forget they're there. But the whole situation is a YDI.

ZombieKnickers_fml 8

Thursday 24 December 2009 21:01

Although now I think about it, the knee high socks, plus the heat of the sunbed means that they would become uncomfortable and noticable. So you deserve that too.

monbon6788 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 20:30

you "forgot" to take off your knee highs? and why are you tanning in the onset of winter? you're just weird.

loto_fml 3

Thursday 24 December 2009 20:31

She went to a tanning bed ONCE. She's not going to get skin cancer from this one time, people. *rolls eyes* I'd say YDI for not being more careful, though.