Today, I tried whitening my teeth with an off-brand product. It didn't whiten my teeth, but it did burn parts of my gums off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to finally bleach my teeth. After 45 minutes of stinging pain, my teeth are still yellow as ever. My gums, on the other hand, are opaque white. FML
Today, I started the bleaching treatments that my dentist recommended. Now, my two front teeth have ultra white spots, the rest of my teeth are still yellow and the roof of my mouth is burned. FML
Today, I decided to try whitening my teeth for the first time. I applied the strips to my teeth and decided to lay down and wait for the thirty required minutes to pass. I accidentally fell asleep and woke up three hours later. My teeth are still in excruciating pain and are covered in white streaks. FML
Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML
Today, I noticed a strange mark on the inside of my mouthwash bottle. As I was bending down to investigate, my hands tightened around the bottle and mouthwash squirted in my eye. It still burns. FML
Today, I popped something straight out of the oven into my mouth. It burned my tongue instantly, but instead of spitting it out, I swallowed. I felt it burning all the way down. Now I can’t eat solid food or drink hot drinks. FML
Today, I accidentally took my mouthwash like a shot. I don't know what burned more, when it went down or when it came back up. FML
Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable, but it made it worse. FML
Today, while brushing my teeth, I applied the toothpaste to my toothbrush when a few bristles got caught on the lip of the tube and flung a glob of toothpaste into my eye. My eye is now bloodshot, but at least it's minty fresh. FML
Today, I was able to get dental care for the first time in 4 years. I had been going through all the hygiene motions, but without professional input all that time, no one was there to warn me about the sour candies I had been eating, and how they ruined your teeth anyway. My teeth are well beyond salvageable now. FML
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Top comments
TaliaTerror 5
If it dissolves your gums just think of what it might be doing to those teeth of yours...
KnightAngela1109 10
Guess you can never have white enough gums
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Comments (110)
andreaaax3 5
I love noorfml
flashback.miss 28
great gums of fire....
seb6969 6
lmao
perdix 31
#26, Yellow?!?! That's racist. They prefer to be called Asian-American.
SooInnLovee 6
Omg that happened to me and it hurt so bad I wanted to cry. I was unwillingly salivating as well plus it pretty much deteriorated my enamel on my teeth. :(( and the sad thing is it was name brand good luck op! Your gums will heal don't worry!:)
muffinXmonster 12
Should have read the warning label
BossFML1996 1
WARNING: This product is literally going to **** you oraly
looneytoongirl 0
If it said it would whiten teeth and it didn't then try taking it to couet
THE_A_TEEN 28
How do you take it to couet? Second, what the **** is a couet?
jadedjewel 5
Same thing happened to me.
Jacquelinia 6
Oh god reading this made my gums cringe. I don't know how but they did
prettyinpink03 11
Clearly you're doing it wrong or just ultra sensitive then. I've used cheap and expensive and never had that happen.
CaramelMacchiato 13
Lol, I think you're missing the point, 26 >;) And as for you Noor, keep showing that toothy smile of yours! It's sure to brighten up anyone's day. . . or make them purge :})