Today, I tried whitening my teeth with an off-brand product. It didn't whiten my teeth, but it did burn parts of my gums off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to finally bleach my teeth. After 45 minutes of stinging pain, my teeth are still yellow as ever. My gums, on the other hand, are opaque white. FML
Today, I started the bleaching treatments that my dentist recommended. Now, my two front teeth have ultra white spots, the rest of my teeth are still yellow and the roof of my mouth is burned. FML
Today, I decided to try whitening my teeth for the first time. I applied the strips to my teeth and decided to lay down and wait for the thirty required minutes to pass. I accidentally fell asleep and woke up three hours later. My teeth are still in excruciating pain and are covered in white streaks. FML
Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML
Today, I noticed a strange mark on the inside of my mouthwash bottle. As I was bending down to investigate, my hands tightened around the bottle and mouthwash squirted in my eye. It still burns. FML
Today, I popped something straight out of the oven into my mouth. It burned my tongue instantly, but instead of spitting it out, I swallowed. I felt it burning all the way down. Now I can’t eat solid food or drink hot drinks. FML
Today, I accidentally took my mouthwash like a shot. I don't know what burned more, when it went down or when it came back up. FML
Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable, but it made it worse. FML
Today, while brushing my teeth, I applied the toothpaste to my toothbrush when a few bristles got caught on the lip of the tube and flung a glob of toothpaste into my eye. My eye is now bloodshot, but at least it's minty fresh. FML
Today, I was able to get dental care for the first time in 4 years. I had been going through all the hygiene motions, but without professional input all that time, no one was there to warn me about the sour candies I had been eating, and how they ruined your teeth anyway. My teeth are well beyond salvageable now. FML
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Top comments
TaliaTerror 5
If it dissolves your gums just think of what it might be doing to those teeth of yours...
KnightAngela1109 10
Guess you can never have white enough gums
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Comments (110)
eyecon502 13
So oral sex from you is out for a while?
RedPillSucks 33
What if the guy tapes teeth whitener to his dick?
THE_A_TEEN 28
RedPill, I don't know. Why don't you try it out. I heard of some test subjects that resides in the Bastard household, try it on their Penises. Don't tell Doc about what I know.
I_Punch_Babies 7
just keep using it. the burning means its working
uncivil 5
Everything you say is invalid because of the simple fact you use "YOLO"
xStaciexLynnx 15
Not cool. ^
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
seb6969 6
Why would you want to whiten your teeth anyway? If you take good care of your teeth, don't smoke, don't drink coffee, don't do oral sex (basically don't have any fun at all), and brush 65 times a day , then your teeth should already be white from being naturally healthy, and shouldn't need to whiten them. But if you still want to do it, then only the dentist can do a safe and effective job, providing you're willing to take 3 mortgages on your house.
mckibabe 7
Actually cum is good for your teeth.
aileen15 15
lmao guys it was sarcasm I kno her teeth arent yellow her edited pic shows its yellow goodness....sarcasm ppl sarcasm
aileen15 15
huh?!?! how's that racist? I'm confused perdix haha
jacobboothe 2
Asians Teeth luls
theevilduchess 12
Perdix was making a joke. People are too pc these days. I thought it was rather clever.