Today, I tried to quit my job. My boss pulled me into his office and gave me a write-up for quitting, told me that he knows where I live, and that I'd better be at work tomorrow or he's going to come and drag me into work. FML
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Today, I found out my job is trying to get me to quit. FML
Today, I was told by my boss if I was late one more time he fired me. I replied, "Can I quit then if that's the case." He then said no, and gave me more shifts. FML
Today, I told my boss I'm going to quit, after months of being abused, doing meaningless work, and working late every day. I was soon given so many new projects that I didn't even have time to write my resignation letter. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to quit my job after being tortured by my boss for months. My boss responded by throwing a hardcover textbook at me and hitting me in the face. FML
Today, I called into work because of a family emergency. My boss was understanding; my coworker? He tore me a new one because his wife wanted him to take the day off, which he didn't because it was going to be a tough day at work. He also threatened to find a way he could get me fired. FML
Today, I came in to work to hand in my resignation. The minute I walked in, my manager took me aside and said he wanted to talk to me in private. He then cancelled my position and fired me. FML
Today, I went to deliver some reports to my boss in his office. He was facing away from me and ranting about his "useless employees", so I slipped in and waited for him to put the phone down. Turns out he was talking to himself. When he noticed me, he bitched me out and threatened to fire me. FML
Today, my boss made sure to do one last thing before he retired. Fire me. FML
Today, after working at my job for months, I quit. Why? My boss tried to convince me that we are in a secret relationship, after he told me he loved me. FML
Today, my boss told me to resign within the month, or he'll fire me and give me a bad reference. I talked to him about it again later on, this time with my phone recording everything, so I could take the proof to HR. I guess he knew, because he acted like he had no idea what I was talking about. FML
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Top comments
Mungolikecandy 19
If he tries it call the police on him. The real world is not a place where you can bully your way through (unless you have a few million in the bank).
bloopaloop 27
Ask for a raise, duh.
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Comments (20)
Trinity Fenwick 7
document everything and then sue
Sinshine 28
He can try if he wants to be sued.
Graphicblitz 1
dude, ask the police if thats legal
kevinwm0 15
Definitely call the police. That's a terroristic threat and he can go to jail just for threatening to do that.
TxKitten79 10
Quit. If he shows up at your home, tell him to leave. If he doesnt (but isnt threatening you) call the non-emergency police line. If he threatens you, call 911.
julfunky 29
Odds are he isn’t actually going to drag him to work. Everyone who felt the need to repeat “it’s illegal!” should calm down.
blueknight1st 26
There’s a real simple solution here. Just keep quitting and getting written up until they fire you. Hell I’d even use this as an opportunity to do jack all and if they complain tell them that they can fire you if it’s that big of a deal.
AmbrosiaFan 19
How old are you and what state are you in? Quit, if you are old enough in a state that believes in self defense, get ready to. Most likely he's just a big bully blowhard.