Geek: Today, I tried to play with my Wii using the TV remote. FML

By Rush Snake - 05/01/2009 03:57 - France

Today, I tried to play with my Wii using the TV remote. FML

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You deserved it 31 569

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By mizzy - 19/11/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, my four year old got mad that he couldn't find his favorite character on the Wii. So, he decided to smash the Wii remote into my $700 LCD TV, shattering the screen. That was the only TV in the house, and the $80 service plan I bought doesn't cover accidental damage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 363

You deserved it 8 766

By Inod - 07/07/2009 14:31 - United States

Today, I finally got a Wii Fit to try and lose some weight. I came home and set it all up, only to be told that I weigh too much to actually use it. FML

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You deserved it 32 316

By why me - 29/06/2016 04:41 - United States - Milford

Today, I bought a brand new Wii U. My cat must have thought the wires looked tasty because he chewed through each of them, which will now cost me another $100. FML

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You deserved it 1 918

By ktin - 19/08/2010 12:02 - Australia

Today, I got wii fit, wii Mario kart and wii Mario galaxy for my birthday, I don't have a wii. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 459

You deserved it 4 867

By Joplin - 13/09/2010 19:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I was lying on my recliner watching TV when I dropped the remote under the footrest. I got down on my hands and knees and pushed the footrest into the chair. The moment I touched the remote, the footrest deployed and hit me square in the face. FML

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By Winchesterlover - 05/02/2011 18:41 - United States

Today, my mom and I tried out Just Dance 2 on the Wii. When we both threw out our hands at the same time, my mom's Wii remote hit my hand and ripped my finger nail. As I stared at the bloody, half hanging off nail, my mom muttered, "You should have stayed in your dance space." FML

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You deserved it 8 852

Not fair!

By icy - 06/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Prairieville

Today, I finally got a cable box for my TV. When I was connecting the cable, my tv fell and shattered the screen. FML

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By Story of my life - 06/11/2023 21:00 - United States

Today, I was playing Wii Sports, trying to finally complete the "pick up spares" bowling game. My parents were behind me and said they would support me. After several failed attempts, I realized they had been on their phones the whole time, and were so engrossed that they didn't even look up when I spoke to them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 132

You deserved it 603

By supergirl7 - 27/07/2011 22:21 - United States

Today, I discovered I can properly operate the television remote with my feet. I then realized that it is pretty much my only talent. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 404

You deserved it 8 667

By Gameless Guy - 24/12/2009 15:49 - United States

Today, I learned just how much change a toddler can stuff in to a Nintendo Wii. I also learned that those things are put together with special screws. FML

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You deserved it 4 109

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Friday 20 August 2010 14:08

wow, your life must be boring.

WowLifeDoesSuck 0

Friday 20 March 2009 23:20

.... How did this pass?

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Andyangels27 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 11:45

they should change the name of the wii to the ahhh.

MoooMooMooMooMoo 0

Monday 5 October 2009 13:00

Wow. You're life is seriously ******, not even the starving kids in africa would envy you o_o Gtfo whiny little f*g.

kobeec 0

Friday 10 September 2010 6:49

you say ******, yet you censor fag?

Rckid9514 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 8:41

I dint think that counts as an fml. it's more of a blonde moment..

Bloonbloon 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 4:49

ydi for having an iq lower than poo

flyboy57 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 23:57

this is dumb.

Kellon 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 23:15

your a idiot

lesab734 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 16:27

Ya, I agree with 22 lol. this shouldn't have passed

LoosechangeXxXx 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 2:33

wtf how did this get moderated in this is gay you are a fail dont post anymore.

hackymeal 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 14:06

fml should add a third choice:who cares?

truelyawesome 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 10:20

what a faggish fml.

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