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By Ella - 24/07/2009 02:26 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

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Kaination 0

Friday 24 July 2009 9:58

Step 1.) Kick him in the balls. Step 2.) Repeat as necessary until desired results are shown. lul.

rmujerita 0

Friday 24 July 2009 9:58

just leave!

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ZeroIce 12

Saturday 17 September 2011 7:50

what? You cant say 'no' to a break up o-o crazy person... run away then

JQ60 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 2:42

he put your ass back in the kitchen didn't he?

lsd_25 8

Wednesday 26 October 2011 5:19

how big of a pushover r u?

mendozalokes 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 7:52

U should be in charge, not him

missladybug22 0

Monday 21 November 2011 8:44

my boyfriend did the EXACT same thing!! no lie!!

ChainsawCutie 1

Sunday 22 January 2012 4:56

This has happened to me too!!! It took forever to get the point across!!

Euyup 9

Monday 23 January 2012 15:42

Like a boss

icxiibunnie 14

Sunday 5 February 2012 8:19

Unless both of you acknowledges the fact that you guys are in a relationship it isn't official. It maybe hard on him but, he has to realize that not all relationships work out.

BiNeko 12

Saturday 1 September 2012 5:11

Did you walk out anyway?

doglover100 28

Friday 16 November 2012 21:43

He seems abusive since you want to leave and he won't let you.

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