Health: Today, I tried being rebellious for the first time in my life...

By thatsureshowedme - 08/11/2014 20:33 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I tried being rebellious for the first time in my life by sneaking out past my curfew. I decided to use my bedroom window to stealthily leave the house. I ended up twisting my ankle when I tried to make my "grand" escape. FML

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Same thing different taste

Nice try

By groundedasfuck - 24/05/2014 20:24 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I snuck out of the house to go to a party. When I got back later, I tried climbing back up the rope-ladder I'd set up earlier, leading back through my bedroom window. I was halfway up when it broke free. I sprained both my ankles and had to shamefully ring the doorbell to get back in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 102

You deserved it 55 166

By valene5687 - 27/01/2016 05:20 - United States - Gretna

Today, I was locked out of my house. With no other available option, I decided to try and ninja my way through a window. However, as it turns out, I would make a terrible ninja. I now have a sprained ankle and a broken window. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 392

You deserved it 5 447

By treehugger - 20/03/2012 09:47 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, since I was grounded, I tried to sneak out of my room to attend a party by climbing out the second-storey window and down the tree. I was unharmed, but I probably should have checked to see if my dad was in the garden before climbing down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 042

You deserved it 49 369

By nekal - 21/09/2016 16:50 - United States - Nashville

Today, I tried to sneakily leave my boyfriend's house at 3 a.m. without his parents knowing. I had a flat tire. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 943

You deserved it 3 657

By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 12:17 - United States

Today, I found out I can sneak out of my house... but not back in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 616

You deserved it 42 648

By Anonymous - 02/02/2014 17:33 - United States - Far Rockaway

Today, I was bitched out at 2am by my parents, for trying to "sneak out." I was sneaking out of my bedroom to take a crap. FML

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You deserved it 3 986

Rebellion

By Anonymous - 18/12/2021 04:59 - Panama - Cuba

Today, my sister and I are never allowed to go out, and by out I mean even open the front door. Last night, I snuck outside. What did I do in my rare act of rebellion? I cut the grass. FML

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You deserved it 112

By Kaz - 07/05/2011 06:40 - United States

Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 582

You deserved it 50 269

By BoomHeadshot - 02/05/2012 02:27 - Australia

Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML

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You deserved it 32 841

Grounded

By cock sauce - 09/06/2012 21:15 - Switzerland - Luzern

Today, I snuck out of the house for a night on the town. When I got back, I found all the doors and windows bolted shut. My sister's laughing face at my bedroom window suggests I'll be spending the rest of the night outside. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 377

You deserved it 29 653

MrCareless 17

Sunday 9 November 2014 0:23

Better luck next time Houdini!

xlord 27

Sunday 9 November 2014 1:41

Jesus have you guys never ever done something 'rebellious' in your youth? OP stated they don't normally do this, so rebelling just once is such a massive thrill. Lighten up a little.

Comments

Ki11erC 18

Sunday 9 November 2014 17:23

Just walk out the door? Sod the sneaking part. Grow a pair.

MasteredBastard 16

Sunday 9 November 2014 19:31

Hopefully ankle gets kissed better!

Donna_Dashh 8

Sunday 9 November 2014 19:47

That's what you get! Be good, rebelling only makes things worse. You'll look back and go huh, glad I wasn't one of those teenagers. Wish I could say that lol.

mike307 11

Sunday 9 November 2014 22:14

You know what the best way to get out of the house is. Not using a window! YDI

RiseAboveSociety 3

Monday 10 November 2014 3:17

why would so many people vote FYL?? OP clearly deserved the consequences for trying to break the rules.

pdog_fml 2

Monday 10 November 2014 4:27

Karma is a bitch! YDI

nirva_fml 6

Monday 10 November 2014 23:26

Lol stay good

Kandolo7 6

Friday 6 February 2015 20:52

Well, looks like the thug life didn't choose you OP. Get over it. :)

Cathrin 26

Monday 30 March 2015 18:57

I'm not going to say YDI for breaking the rules because that'd be hypocritical; I've done a fair amount of disobeying my parents and I'm sure everyone else has at one point or another(not that that's a good thing but that's not the point). However, I'm going to say YDI for doing so just for the sake of being rebellious. If you're going to take the risk of getting in trouble, at least have a decent motive.