FML : Today, I was bitched out at 2am by my parents, for trying to "sneak out." I was sneaking out of my bedroom to take a crap. FML

Today, I was bitched out at 2am by my parents, for trying to "sneak out." I was sneaking out of my bedroom to take a crap. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Sunday 2 February 2014 17:33 / United States - Far Rockaway

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By piedpiper303 | 29

#5847066 - Monday 3 February 2014 2:27

Well I guess you could say that's a.... *gets shot*

By Elric97 | 9

#5847082 - Monday 3 February 2014 2:30

Next time walk out of your room in a normal way and yell "I'm taking a poop!"

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By piedpiper303 | 29

#5847066 - Monday 3 February 2014 2:27

Well I guess you could say that's a.... *gets shot*

JosephMoore77 | 8

#5847241 - Monday 3 February 2014 5:06

Oh shit, he just got shot

Medieval_Unicorn | 24

#5847256 - Monday 3 February 2014 5:34

SHITTY SITUATION (cowers in corner waiting for ridicule and hatred)

Lilxpie | 18

#5847399 - Monday 3 February 2014 13:24

The only time it gets thumbed up

jackthekeeper | 24

#6654893 - Friday 22 July 2016 0:02

shotty situation

By littlebuggy | 10

#5847071 - Monday 3 February 2014 2:27

Well that's kinda crappy of them.

Sandsh8rk | 36

#5847114 - Monday 3 February 2014 2:46

Go to the corner & think about what you've done.

Sports_guy3 | 28

#5847269 - Monday 3 February 2014 5:52

#3's pun was shitty.

applebramble | 22

#5847343 - Monday 3 February 2014 7:59

@ #51, oh you hypocrite .

By girlrome | 19

#5847077 - Monday 3 February 2014 2:29

Jeez, paranoid much?

Morqan_Freeman | 14

#5847170 - Monday 3 February 2014 3:42

Is it just me or are the parents freaking out possibly because OP has sneaked out before?

SkyGuy32 | 17

#5847288 - Monday 3 February 2014 6:16

My mom yelled at me for getting out of bed to pee. Then she blamed a friend that I had had over for a sleepover a couple nights before, saying that he "makes me think I can get up out of bed all the time."

My mom is insane.

invadermaythe1st | 35

#5847356 - Monday 3 February 2014 8:54

Your mum really is ._.

Dramori | 29

#5847407 - Monday 3 February 2014 13:37

Stay in your room and shit in a bag OP!

By mrz1177 | 11

#5847079 - Monday 3 February 2014 2:29

thats bullshit.

Amama_fml | 30

#5847146 - Monday 3 February 2014 3:06

No, that's Op's shit.

invadermaythe1st | 35

#5847357 - Monday 3 February 2014 8:57

No.

By Elric97 | 9

#5847082 - Monday 3 February 2014 2:30

Next time walk out of your room in a normal way and yell "I'm taking a poop!"

JBChristian | 46

#5847205 - Monday 3 February 2014 4:31

Plan B for sneaking out: #7.

By annie_nk | 22

#5847083 - Monday 3 February 2014 2:30

Last I checked, sneaking out actually involves going out. Of the house.

badmandilon | 19

#5847103 - Monday 3 February 2014 2:42

Well, it depends, if you're going out of your room dressed as you're going out of the house, there's reason for suspicion. While if OP was dressed in pijamas the parents are just too imaginative, unless OP did sneak out of the house that way before.

buttcramp | 21

#5847197 - Monday 3 February 2014 4:24

yeah the parents should have waited to hear OP going to open the door to go outside and theeen said something!

GuiLD15 | 7

#5847499 - Monday 3 February 2014 16:14

Well (assuming the OP has 2+ floors in their home), unless you're going to jump through the window, which I don't recommend, your bedroom door is the next step.

By Enslaved | 36

#5847085 - Monday 3 February 2014 2:32

Does your nightgown look like a party dress?

livinlifeCJ | 4

#5847328 - Monday 3 February 2014 7:39

This comment is going to be awkward if OP's a dude.

By HowieDoIt | 21

#5847092 - Monday 3 February 2014 2:34

Take pics to prove it.

fmlxxsb | 6

#5847105 - Monday 3 February 2014 2:43

really?

IAmNotAnAnimal | 9

#5847113 - Monday 3 February 2014 2:44

pics or it didn't happen

buttcramp | 21

#5847195 - Monday 3 February 2014 4:23

pictures of what? human waste? no.. that's a little much.

stevothedevo | 25

#5848556 - Tuesday 4 February 2014 18:42

That's fucked up

By Dthsapprntc | 23

#5847094 - Monday 3 February 2014 2:37

OP, I believe that the best solution here would be every time you have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, knock on your parents door and ask permission.