By Anonymous - 02/02/2014 17:33 - United States - Far Rockaway
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Well I guess you could say that's a.... *gets shot*
Oh shit, he just got shot
SHITTY SITUATION (cowers in corner waiting for ridicule and hatred)
The only time it gets thumbed up
shotty situation
Go to the corner & think about what you've done.
#3's pun was shitty.
@ #51, oh you hypocrite .
Jeez, paranoid much?
Is it just me or are the parents freaking out possibly because OP has sneaked out before?
Your mum really is ._.
Stay in your room and shit in a bag OP!
No, that's Op's shit.
Next time walk out of your room in a normal way and yell "I'm taking a poop!"
Plan B for sneaking out: #7.
Last I checked, sneaking out actually involves going out. Of the house.
Well (assuming the OP has 2+ floors in their home), unless you're going to jump through the window, which I don't recommend, your bedroom door is the next step.
Does your nightgown look like a party dress?
This comment is going to be awkward if OP's a dude.
Take pics to prove it.
really?
That's fucked up
OP, I believe that the best solution here would be every time you have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, knock on your parents door and ask permission.
no dont knock. just use their bathroom
I think OP will be writing a new FML involving brain bleach if they they skip knocking.
Sounds just like high school...
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Well I guess you could say that's a.... *gets shot*
Next time walk out of your room in a normal way and yell "I'm taking a poop!"