FML : Today, I was bitched out at 2am by my parents, for trying to "sneak out." I was sneaking out of my bedroom to take a crap. FML

Today, I was bitched out at 2am by my parents, for trying to "sneak out." I was sneaking out of my bedroom to take a crap. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Sunday 2 February 2014 17:33 / United States - Far Rockaway

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By piedpiper303 | 29

#5847066 - Monday 3 February 2014 02:27

Well I guess you could say that's a.... *gets shot*

By Elric97 | 9

#5847082 - Monday 3 February 2014 02:30

Next time walk out of your room in a normal way and yell "I'm taking a poop!"

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By piedpiper303 | 29

#5847066 - Monday 3 February 2014 02:27

Well I guess you could say that's a.... *gets shot*

JosephMoore77 | 8

#5847241 - Monday 3 February 2014 05:06

Oh shit, he just got shot

Medieval_Unicorn | 23

#5847256 - Monday 3 February 2014 05:34

SHITTY SITUATION (cowers in corner waiting for ridicule and hatred)

Lilxpie | 18

#5847399 - Monday 3 February 2014 01:24

The only time it gets thumbed up

jackthekeeper | 24

#6654893 - Friday 22 July 2016 12:02

shotty situation

By littlebuggy | 10

#5847071 - Monday 3 February 2014 02:27

Well that's kinda crappy of them.

Sandsh8rk | 36

#5847114 - Monday 3 February 2014 02:46

Go to the corner & think about what you've done.

Sports_guy3 | 28

#5847269 - Monday 3 February 2014 05:52

#3's pun was shitty.

applebramble | 22

#5847343 - Monday 3 February 2014 07:59

@ #51, oh you hypocrite .

By girlrome | 19

#5847077 - Monday 3 February 2014 02:29

Jeez, paranoid much?

Morqan_Freeman | 14

#5847170 - Monday 3 February 2014 03:42

Is it just me or are the parents freaking out possibly because OP has sneaked out before?

SkyGuy32 | 17

#5847288 - Monday 3 February 2014 06:16

My mom yelled at me for getting out of bed to pee. Then she blamed a friend that I had had over for a sleepover a couple nights before, saying that he "makes me think I can get up out of bed all the time." My mom is insane.

invadermaythe1st | 35

#5847356 - Monday 3 February 2014 08:54

Your mum really is ._.

Dramori | 29

#5847407 - Monday 3 February 2014 01:37

Stay in your room and shit in a bag OP!

By mrz1177 | 11

#5847079 - Monday 3 February 2014 02:29

thats bullshit.

Amama_fml | 30

#5847146 - Monday 3 February 2014 03:06

No, that's Op's shit.

invadermaythe1st | 35

#5847357 - Monday 3 February 2014 08:57

No.

By Elric97 | 9

#5847082 - Monday 3 February 2014 02:30

Next time walk out of your room in a normal way and yell "I'm taking a poop!"

JBChristian | 45

#5847205 - Monday 3 February 2014 04:31

Plan B for sneaking out: #7.

By annie_nk | 22

#5847083 - Monday 3 February 2014 02:30

Last I checked, sneaking out actually involves going out. Of the house.

badmandilon | 19

#5847103 - Monday 3 February 2014 02:42

Well, it depends, if you're going out of your room dressed as you're going out of the house, there's reason for suspicion. While if OP was dressed in pijamas the parents are just too imaginative, unless OP did sneak out of the house that way before.

buttcramp | 21

#5847197 - Monday 3 February 2014 04:24

yeah the parents should have waited to hear OP going to open the door to go outside and theeen said something!

GuiLD15 | 7

#5847499 - Monday 3 February 2014 04:14

Well (assuming the OP has 2+ floors in their home), unless you're going to jump through the window, which I don't recommend, your bedroom door is the next step.

By Enslaved | 36

#5847085 - Monday 3 February 2014 02:32

Does your nightgown look like a party dress?

livinlifeCJ | 4

#5847328 - Monday 3 February 2014 07:39

This comment is going to be awkward if OP's a dude.

By HowieDoIt | 21

#5847092 - Monday 3 February 2014 02:34

Take pics to prove it.

fmlxxsb | 6

#5847105 - Monday 3 February 2014 02:43

really?

IAmNotAnAnimal | 9

#5847113 - Monday 3 February 2014 02:44

pics or it didn't happen

buttcramp | 21

#5847195 - Monday 3 February 2014 04:23

pictures of what? human waste? no.. that's a little much.

stevothedevo | 25

#5848556 - Tuesday 4 February 2014 06:42

That's fucked up

By Dthsapprntc | 23

#5847094 - Monday 3 February 2014 02:37

OP, I believe that the best solution here would be every time you have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, knock on your parents door and ask permission.