Oh shit, he just got shot

SHITTY SITUATION (cowers in corner waiting for ridicule and hatred)

The only time it gets thumbed up

shotty situation

Go to the corner & think about what you've done.

#3's pun was shitty.

@ #51, oh you hypocrite .

Is it just me or are the parents freaking out possibly because OP has sneaked out before?

My mom yelled at me for getting out of bed to pee. Then she blamed a friend that I had had over for a sleepover a couple nights before, saying that he "makes me think I can get up out of bed all the time." My mom is insane.

Your mum really is ._.

Stay in your room and shit in a bag OP!

No, that's Op's shit.

No.

Plan B for sneaking out: #7.

Well, it depends, if you're going out of your room dressed as you're going out of the house, there's reason for suspicion. While if OP was dressed in pijamas the parents are just too imaginative, unless OP did sneak out of the house that way before.

yeah the parents should have waited to hear OP going to open the door to go outside and theeen said something!

Well (assuming the OP has 2+ floors in their home), unless you're going to jump through the window, which I don't recommend, your bedroom door is the next step.

This comment is going to be awkward if OP's a dude.

really?

pics or it didn't happen

pictures of what? human waste? no.. that's a little much.

That's fucked up

no dont knock. just use their bathroom

I think OP will be writing a new FML involving brain bleach if they they skip knocking.

Sounds just like high school...