Gross and Transportation: Today, I took the train home. When seated, I suddenly noticed...

By herzausstein - 21/12/2009 22:36 - Belgium

Today, I took the train home. When seated, I suddenly noticed something wet on my seat. Without looking, I thought it was water since it was snowing outside. Guess again. It was vomit. FML

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alexandraa_fml 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 9:11

Look before you sit.

MrMaD_fml 2

Tuesday 22 December 2009 9:21

It's funny you mention that. Vomit has a distinct smell... hmm.

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Critter456 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 4:22

that's why you check the seat before you sit down in it.

ChelsBearr 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 19:41

I'm sorry, but YDI.

wafflerampage 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 3:26

look where you sit!

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