By Broken - 03/11/2015 18:13 - United States - Billerica

Today, I took my nephew to the roller rink and I broke not one arm but both. Now I can't even wipe. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 571
You deserved it 1 790

Same thing different taste

Top comments

At least you didn't break your legs! Don't need your arms to roller blade!

It seems that you were in a roll. Not a good one but a roll nevertheless. Sorry OP

Comments

INVEST IN A BIDET THEN! IT'S A STREAM OF PRESSURIZED WATER THAT HITS YOUR ANUS

spaced94 15

Unfortunately it is possible to break both wrists by putting your arms out behind you. Stupid move but it happened so fast, more like a reaction than an action. Also, husband does the typing and wiping.

silverbane27 13

Can't wipe but you can type this out ? I call bs

silverbane27 13
saffy66 34

I was expecting to read "lucky for me they were both on other people".

How can you type this if you can't wipe your ass