cruel, cruel irony, indeed....hopefully you were able to cancel your cards and didn't suffer too big a monetary loss.

#1, I'm not familiar with that song. Is it some kind of Wimpy Hip-Hop Rap? I can't keep up with you kids!

oh man that sucks. hope you got everything canceled and replaced before anyone could steal anything.

#22, is that the same song that #1 quoted? It seems it would be hard to dance to.

I don't get it

Look at #1's username

yea its a pretty catchy tune. one of my favorites.

Now you'll have to avoid giving them tips on how to avoid grand theft auto too. Even avoid giving tips on how to play GTA. You don't want to push your luck.

Am I the only one confused here?

If he gives tips on how to avoid getting a car stolen, then he'll get his own car stolen. Oh my, my jokes suck. I'll just blame it on my Carlos Mencia / Dane Cook hybrid costume.

I just blame it on beer

#13, I think everyone got your jokes just fine. I was about to say #9 probably IS the only one confused around here.

Truthfully irony

Well, now you have a story to tell on your next meeting..that is, if people show up.

While you were teaching about preventing pickpockets, someone else was teaching how to get away with it.

that means your a hell of a instructor lol

Did James woods steal your wallet like in family guy? Lol. Better cancel all of your credit cards op.

Irony tends to bite people on the ass.

So ironic men

That's the worst feeling ever. Sorry for your ironic misfortune, OP, I hope things work out for you.