By "ironyyyyyyy" -_- - 31/10/2013 16:58 - United States - Marion

Today, I gave a short presentation at a neighborhood watch event to raise awareness of pickpocketing and to give tips on how to avoid becoming a victim of it. After I got back home, I realized my wallet was missing from my pocket. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 991
You deserved it 6 223

Same thing different taste

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flashback.miss 28

cruel, cruel irony, indeed....hopefully you were able to cancel your cards and didn't suffer too big a monetary loss.

Now you'll have to avoid giving them tips on how to avoid grand theft auto too. Even avoid giving tips on how to play GTA. You don't want to push your luck.

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flashback.miss 28

cruel, cruel irony, indeed....hopefully you were able to cancel your cards and didn't suffer too big a monetary loss.

perdix 29

#1, I'm not familiar with that song. Is it some kind of Wimpy Hip-Hop Rap? I can't keep up with you kids!

oh man that sucks. hope you got everything canceled and replaced before anyone could steal anything.

perdix 29

#22, is that the same song that #1 quoted? It seems it would be hard to dance to.

yea its a pretty catchy tune. one of my favorites.

Now you'll have to avoid giving them tips on how to avoid grand theft auto too. Even avoid giving tips on how to play GTA. You don't want to push your luck.

If he gives tips on how to avoid getting a car stolen, then he'll get his own car stolen. Oh my, my jokes suck. I'll just blame it on my Carlos Mencia / Dane Cook hybrid costume.

#13, I think everyone got your jokes just fine. I was about to say #9 probably IS the only one confused around here.

Well, now you have a story to tell on your next meeting..that is, if people show up.

Everyday_Galaxy 14

While you were teaching about preventing pickpockets, someone else was teaching how to get away with it.

Dodge4x4Ram 46

that means your a hell of a instructor lol

olpally 32

Did James woods steal your wallet like in family guy? Lol. Better cancel all of your credit cards op.

Irony tends to bite people on the ass.

That's the worst feeling ever. Sorry for your ironic misfortune, OP, I hope things work out for you.