Today, I gave a short presentation at a neighborhood watch event...

By "ironyyyyyyy" -_- - 31/10/2013 16:58 - United States - Marion

Today, I gave a short presentation at a neighborhood watch event to raise awareness of pickpocketing and to give tips on how to avoid becoming a victim of it. After I got back home, I realized my wallet was missing from my pocket. FML

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By flashback.miss | 28

#5737118 - Friday 1 November 2013 1:41

cruel, cruel irony, indeed....hopefully you were able to cancel your cards and didn't suffer too big a monetary loss.

By Nyx_fml | 23

#5737121 - Friday 1 November 2013 1:41

Now you'll have to avoid giving them tips on how to avoid grand theft auto too. Even avoid giving tips on how to play GTA. You don't want to push your luck.

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By flashback.miss | 28

#5737118 - Friday 1 November 2013 1:41

cruel, cruel irony, indeed....hopefully you were able to cancel your cards and didn't suffer too big a monetary loss.

perdix | 29

#5737204 - Friday 1 November 2013 2:19

#1, I'm not familiar with that song. Is it some kind of Wimpy Hip-Hop Rap? I can't keep up with you kids!

LindsayxMoore | 18

#5737226 - Friday 1 November 2013 2:33

oh man that sucks. hope you got everything canceled and replaced before anyone could steal anything.

perdix | 29

#5737241 - Friday 1 November 2013 2:46

#22, is that the same song that #1 quoted? It seems it would be hard to dance to.

science-teacher | 14

#5737305 - Friday 1 November 2013 3:39

I don't get it

metalhead4740 | 14

#5737353 - Friday 1 November 2013 4:31

Look at #1's username

LindsayxMoore | 18

#5737977 - Friday 1 November 2013 16:56

yea its a pretty catchy tune. one of my favorites.

By Nyx_fml | 23

#5737121 - Friday 1 November 2013 1:41

Now you'll have to avoid giving them tips on how to avoid grand theft auto too. Even avoid giving tips on how to play GTA. You don't want to push your luck.

coried91 | 28

#5737143 - Friday 1 November 2013 1:47

Am I the only one confused here?

Nyx_fml | 23

#5737167 - Friday 1 November 2013 1:57

If he gives tips on how to avoid getting a car stolen, then he'll get his own car stolen. Oh my, my jokes suck. I'll just blame it on my Carlos Mencia / Dane Cook hybrid costume.