By "ironyyyyyyy" -_- - 31/10/2013 16:58 - United States - Marion

Today, I gave a short presentation at a neighborhood watch event to raise awareness of pickpocketing and to give tips on how to avoid becoming a victim of it. After I got back home, I realized my wallet was missing from my pocket. FML
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flashback.miss 28

cruel, cruel irony, indeed....hopefully you were able to cancel your cards and didn't suffer too big a monetary loss.

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Nyx_fml 23
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Now you'll have to avoid giving them tips on how to avoid grand theft auto too. Even avoid giving tips on how to play GTA. You don't want to push your luck.

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flashback.miss 28

cruel, cruel irony, indeed....hopefully you were able to cancel your cards and didn't suffer too big a monetary loss.

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perdix 29

#1, I'm not familiar with that song. Is it some kind of Wimpy Hip-Hop Rap? I can't keep up with you kids!

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LindsayxMoore 18
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oh man that sucks. hope you got everything canceled and replaced before anyone could steal anything.

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perdix 29

#22, is that the same song that #1 quoted? It seems it would be hard to dance to.

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metalhead4740 14
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Look at #1's username

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LindsayxMoore 18
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yea its a pretty catchy tune. one of my favorites.

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Nyx_fml 23
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Now you'll have to avoid giving them tips on how to avoid grand theft auto too. Even avoid giving tips on how to play GTA. You don't want to push your luck.

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coried91 28
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Am I the only one confused here?

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Nyx_fml 23
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If he gives tips on how to avoid getting a car stolen, then he'll get his own car stolen. Oh my, my jokes suck. I'll just blame it on my Carlos Mencia / Dane Cook hybrid costume.

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Ambient25 24
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I just blame it on beer

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starile 19
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#13, I think everyone got your jokes just fine. I was about to say #9 probably IS the only one confused around here.

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rgri 11
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Truthfully irony

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PenguinBitch 43
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Well, now you have a story to tell on your next meeting..that is, if people show up.

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Everyday_Galaxy 14

While you were teaching about preventing pickpockets, someone else was teaching how to get away with it.

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

that means your a hell of a instructor lol

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olpally 32

Did James woods steal your wallet like in family guy? Lol. Better cancel all of your credit cards op.

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sunnyray812 42
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Irony tends to bite people on the ass.

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psiloveyou15 12
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That's the worst feeling ever. Sorry for your ironic misfortune, OP, I hope things work out for you.

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