Today, I told the guy I have feelings for that I'm interested in, and asked him how he feels about it. He responded via text, saying, "I feel fairly neutral about that." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I called the guy I've liked for a long time and told him how I felt. He didn't say anything except for "hello." After I spilled my feelings, I hear "Haha, just kidding I'm not here right now! Call me back later!" FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I've recently started developing feelings for. We've been talking for a while, but he revealed that he wasn't being serious with anything we've been talking about, and didn't have any feelings for me. FML
Today, I told my crush how I feel about him. It's been over 12 hours and he still says he's thinking about it. I asked him about it ; he says he's thinking of how to reject me. FML
Today, I told the guy I've been in love with for a year how I felt. He replied, "There will never be an us, but you can send nudes if you like." FML
Today, I told the man I love to "go first" when we started talking at the same time. I wanted to confess my feelings, he wanted to tell me about his engagement. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the only man I've ever loved. He asked me for dating advice. FML
Today, I told the guy I liked about my crush on him. He said he would keep me in mind if he ever hits rock bottom. FML
Today, I wrote to the guy whom I am in love with to tell him how I feel about him. He was very calm and told me to give him some time to think it over. Later in the day, I found out he blocked my number and rejected me on Facebook. But, the worst part is he then texted me saying, "This is my reply". FML
Today, I gained the courage to talk to the guy I have a crush on. In a dying part of the conversation, I panicked and ended up asking him if he was gay. He replied no and seemed offended, so I quickly added, "You just seem a little gay sometimes, in a good way." He took more offense and left. FML
Today, I got a text from the guy I've been in love with for 3 years, saying, "So um, I've been wondering. Did you used to be a man?" FML
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Top comments
whatwhat 0
Boo ******* hoo. Why does everyone feel entitled to having their feelings returned? At least he wasn't an ass about rejecting you.
jaemyree 0
AWESOME. made me laugh even though i need to focus on my school work instead of this....
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Comments (36)
jasmineviolette 0
best response ever
notdeadbutnearly 0
he doesn't like you, get over it. would you prefer that he lies to you and leads you on? or that he totally blows you off? if he doesn't like you, this is probably the best response you could have gotten
EvilTurtle 35
This right here
thescyphozoa 6
meh, that's probably how I would respond to almost any girl telling me that.
spaztastic89 0
well that's a nice way of saying he doesn't give a sh*t
insomniac8400 13
YDI. At least he wasn't a dick about it
ambear26 14
Honestly .... I mean what did you expect ? You expected him to just be like oh my gosh I feel the exact same way lets go out. Well no maybe he doesn't feel the same way about you or you put to much pressure on him like that.
almoe32 12
He didn't turn u down completely......just work some magic ;)
Nlyoder 14
At least he doesn't hate you.
FluxxCraft 8
K
connorhperkins 9
You're grammer is terible