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By Familyreject - South Africa - Johannesburg Today, I found out that my family has paid for and booked a trip to Dubai without me. They weren't going to tell me until they were about to board but since I was crying that my friend ditched me for my holiday, they thought they would let me know. FML I agree, your life sucks 2275 You deserved it 236 16 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By obese_chicken - Australia Today, I went out to celebrate my birthday with a big group of friends. After waiting in line to get into a club, the bouncer looked me up and down and said, "No fat chicks." My friends went into the club without me and left me to take a $100 taxi home alone. FML I agree, your life sucks 44904 You deserved it 8286 252 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By PISSED OFF - Australia Today, I bought an expensive video game and decided to show it off and post a photo of it on Instagram. When I got home to play it, it rejected my activation key. I then realised it was showing in the Instagram post. FML I agree, your life sucks 13753 You deserved it 47539 128 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see the guy I've had a huge crush on for two years. Peeing. In the sink. FML I agree, your life sucks 60546 You deserved it 5466 143 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Coolkid. - United States Today, I was accidentally tagged in a photo of a group of people by a 'friend' on Facebook. She later corrected it, apparently everyone had already seen the tag and decided that the comment box below was a great opportunity to discuss how none of them would ever be caught dead hanging out with me. FML I agree, your life sucks 51545 You deserved it 3902 123 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Sariitaa_fml Today, I was in the romantic section of a book store making fun of the titles. Thinking my friend was behind me, I read in a sexy voice, “Sleeping with a Stranger” and turned to laugh only to find the 70-year-old store manager smiling and winking at me. FML I agree, your life sucks 3762 You deserved it 1459 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By blabla - Brazil Today, I rushed home during a torrential downpour. When I got back, I went to take a pee and took off my wet socks while I had the chance. Once I finished, I stood up with used toilet paper in one hand and wet socks in the other. Guess which I tossed into the toilet. FML I agree, your life sucks 20237 You deserved it 12943 145 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By farmingman - United States Today, I was hauling cow shit. I had a car following me very closely, so I turned on the spreader to get them to back off. It was a cop. I got pulled over in a tractor for spraying cow shit on a cop car. FML I agree, your life sucks 10920 You deserved it 25273 105 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Southlake Today, my mother called me, telling me how disappointed she was at how I let my room "become such a pigsty." I haven't lived there in three years. FML I agree, your life sucks 32305 You deserved it 2303 44 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Kaluhaluha Today, I came back from a 700-mile round trip. I hit a massive pothole I couldn't avoid and blew out a tire and bent my rim. I was less than a mile from my house. FML I agree, your life sucks 2534 You deserved it 211 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I stopped at a yellow light. The guy behind me did not. He had no insurance. FML I agree, your life sucks 37581 You deserved it 6914 247 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Finland Today, my sad ass got walked in on by a relative while I was having an imaginary conversation, with an imaginary friend, and I was talking out loud. FML I agree, your life sucks 5041 You deserved it 2232 14 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada Today, my husband suggested a way for us to "make some money" off our pregnancy. His great idea? Pregnancy porn. FML I agree, your life sucks 44069 You deserved it 5011 138 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Georgia Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML I agree, your life sucks 40470 You deserved it 6026 145 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By badass - United States Today, I started to fall in love with my wife again. We are in the middle of a divorce. FML I agree, your life sucks 43307 You deserved it 18318 221 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Chipper Today, my girlfriend and I were laying in bed. She rolled over and began rubbing my chest. She then said, "Wow babe those are a solid B-cup." FML I agree, your life sucks 2575 You deserved it 849 17 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Doubleyew1 - United States Today, the cute guy I met on Halloween finally decided to meet up with me after almost 10 months of phone calls, IM, and emails. He was noticeably disappointed and said I looked different. On Halloween I had full face zombie makeup. FML I agree, your life sucks 34325 You deserved it 4865 184 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By yuen - Australia Today, I went to take a shit and found my boss shaving in the toilet. While in the cubicle, he asked me about my work and the conversation lasted 15 mins. I stayed in there even though I finished shitting after 5 mins, during which 3 people heard my progress report while shitting next to me. FML I agree, your life sucks 37472 You deserved it 4720 64 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By N - United States - Glenwood Springs Today, I paid 60 dollars for my senior yearbook. They forgot to put me in it. FML I agree, your life sucks 14480 You deserved it 1095 53 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Oklahoma City Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML I agree, your life sucks 21433 You deserved it 5043 50 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By rog3rli - United States Today, I realized that even though I've taken three years of Spanish, the only words and phrases I can remember are from Dora the Explorer. FML I agree, your life sucks 23945 You deserved it 12653 108 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, like every other day at work, I had to listen to people talk about being addicted to sex. I have to treat people for addiction to something I've never even had. FML I agree, your life sucks 34236 You deserved it 5304 109 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By InsideActress - Canada Today, the director of the play I'm in decided to explain why we got the parts we did. He said he tried matching our characters to who we actually are. I play a whore who's a transvestite. FML I agree, your life sucks 70737 You deserved it 6628 115 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Mik - United States Today, I was bored. Some people would've called up friends to hang out. Not me. I had the sudden urge to make an entire Excel Spreadsheet on how much I've spent on iTunes, month-by-month. I'm not sure what's worse, that I got really into it, or that I've spent nearly $800.00 on iTunes. FML I agree, your life sucks 17095 You deserved it 32081 199 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By whirlednews - United States Today, I'm at home sick and someone is moving into the apartment above ours. Judging by the sounds and level of noise, they seem to be opening some sort of woodworking shop. FML I agree, your life sucks 21183 You deserved it 1789 61 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Jes_jes18 - United States Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. I introduced myself and went to shake her hand. She looked me up and down and said, "I don't shake hands with whores." FML I agree, your life sucks 66778 You deserved it 7662 90 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By El Jeffe - United States - Salt Lake City Today, that awesome new dubstep song that I was rocking out to in my car was actually my transmission falling apart. FML I agree, your life sucks 12832 You deserved it 4364 39 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Savannah - United States Today, my dad confessed that the only reason I'm alive today is because he couldn't afford to pay for an abortion. He couldn't afford it because he'd splashed out on brand new furniture at IKEA shortly before discovering my mom was pregnant. FML I agree, your life sucks 39968 You deserved it 2916 213 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, my boyfriend and best friend decided to "help" by assembling my new front porch while I was away. Ecstatic, they displayed their handiwork. It's charming how the porch is precariously balanced, it leans in such a way that it appears it will fall over if you walk through the front door. FML I agree, your life sucks 40226 You deserved it 3455 50 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By charmed Today, after being single for over five years, I was chatted up at the airport. Sadly, Prince Charming was a homeless guy who had very strong body odour, soiled trousers, a can of cheap beer and bugs in his dreads. He kissed my hand. I feel violated. FML I agree, your life sucks 14172 You deserved it 1897 56 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By reese - 11/6/2020 05:03 The arrogance of youth Today, as always, I had to have my dad help me with my computer issues. Isn’t it supposed to be the other way around? FML I agree, your life sucks 901 You deserved it 507 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By QueenCortana Tiffany Turner Today, my toddler shat on her carpet again. She also decided to play in it. This is the third time in a month. She's fully potty trained, and thinks it’s funny. FML I agree, your life sucks 1504 You deserved it 284 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By I wish it was gum Today, I was in the cinema making out with my girlfriend. I asked her if she could stop trying to pass me her gum because it was kinda gross. She replied "It's not gum, I just have bronchitis." FML I agree, your life sucks 4890 You deserved it 645 26 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By draggirl - United Kingdom Today, I went to buy my prom dress. I felt really good as I walked out of the dressing room, until someone walked out of the room next to me wearing the same dress, and looked better in it than I did. It was a man buying it for his drag show. FML I agree, your life sucks 35449 You deserved it 4328 84 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By French - Australia - Saint Kilda Today, I taught my girlfriend some French. She then used her newfound language to break up with me. FML I agree, your life sucks 44623 You deserved it 4664 76 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ihavepinkbackpac - United States Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML I agree, your life sucks 81632 You deserved it 802591 1113 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By iamgermantoo - Canada - Ottawa Today, I contacted my landlady to tell her that I approved of the girl she recommended for a sublet. She then told me she thinks this girl is a neo-Nazi. Why? The e-mails she sent to the girl were rejected as spam. Apparently, this and being German qualifies you to be a neo-Nazi. FML I agree, your life sucks 6308 You deserved it 397 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I was chatting with a cute guy on Omegle. He seemed really friendly and interested after I had showed him a picture of me. When I mentioned that I play music, he seemed even more interested, so I gave him the link to my music Myspace. I waited patiently. He disconnected. FML I agree, your life sucks 11546 You deserved it 26005 176 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I got a check for $100 for a random selecting at work. My boyfriend’s reaction? Light it on fire out of jealously. FML I agree, your life sucks 4898 You deserved it 446 41 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ragsy - United States Today, I finally went to Home Depot to buy a chainsaw to cut down the tree leaning dangerously over my garage. When I got home, I found the tree had fallen and taken out the roof while I was shopping. FML I agree, your life sucks 47189 You deserved it 8258 83 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
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Today, I had to resort to telling my boyfriend that I have a praise kink, just so that he would actually compliment me. FML I agree, your life sucks 633 You deserved it 185 2 Comments
Today, I had a huge argument with my wife because I declined a lunch invite with a married couple who live nearby. My wife has severe social anxiety, so... I agree, your life sucks 1121 You deserved it 171 11 Comments