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Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML

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she swallowed more than just 1 brother op

Little_Lamb_fml 13

Dude that's gross

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DanteWest1000 5

I feel retarded, it took me forever to get this joke...

Explain? I don't get it, unless it's oral sex their talking about.

cynthiastarz 10

Hahahahahah ewwwwwww

Derrrrrrp32 6

Huhuhuhu sick m.f

I'm sorry, but how old are you? I'm guessing 9 or so if you think that it was possible for our mom to do that.

You don't get what the mom meant... Swallow as in oral, as in sperm.

god, that's creepy...! are you sure they thought about the double-meaning?

How old are you? Asking your parents for a sibling and stating the gender that you want is something a 5 year old would do.

Your life sucks, and apparently so does your mom!!!

The drawing of your dad looks like Hitler