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Anonymous United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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she swallowed more than just 1 brother op

Little_Lamb_fml 13

Dude that's gross

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that's nasty! way to swallow mom...

Jersey_love 0

Sounds like something my dad would have said.

This made me gag just reading it bleh :(

I wouldve thrown up right there. waaaay too much info. FYL.

Pocahontas22_fml 0

hahaha one of the funniest fmls in a long time!!

Your old man rules. I'd say you suck for being so embarrassed but your mom beat you to it.

oliver190190 0

the short fml's are always the funniest ones...nice!!!

that makes me want to puke >.