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Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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she swallowed more than just 1 brother op

Little_Lamb_fml 13

Dude that's gross

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I sat here for a full minute wondering what this meant. Jaw dropped when it dawned on me. Hilarious

GoodLookingGeese 10

made my day... buhahaha, I like your dad - my style...

dodgingflames 7

That's hilarious!

At least she knows how to finish off a good ********

:O How dare he! Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, if a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate! :) xD

wow 14 stfu lmao

wow 14 stfu lmao

your dad is awesome hahahahaha

I assume 14 is related to 33 because of their equally retarded comments, let's get into the delorien, go back in time and make sure 33 abd 14 get swallowed!