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Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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she swallowed more than just 1 brother op

Little_Lamb_fml 13

Dude that's gross

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I had to read this a couple of times before I realized what it meant xP

drzhottie148 0

this made me lol so hard i also peed

your dad is the man

Okay, this is gross. Your dad has a sense of humor but it's still gross.

Go Dad!!!

its all about the swallow, if a chick spits its not kool in my book!

not cool? would u wanna swallow either ur cum or a guys? thats disgusting.

ahahahahahha owned

great sense of humor dad, but nasty & funny as hell LMAO:-D

Quagmire_ladies 9

lmao!! so wrong but ydi for asking.

cassiebear7652 7

You be lookin gangsta drinkin yo starbucks lol jk

"Make noise for the women that swallow stuff." Your dad is awesome. But I would totally freak out if my dad said that.