Today, I told my mom I was going on a date tonight. She laughed and didn't believe me. When I tried to convince her it was real, she got mad and grounded me for lying. I had to cancel the date. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML
Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up, she would take me to get birth control. Wanting birth control, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I'm not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML
Today, I told my mom about the couple of times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML
Today, I followed my daughter and found out she wasn’t with friends, she was on a date. I confronted her about the lie, but she takes after her mother, a lawyer, and steamrollered over me about invading her privacy, so even though she lied, she somehow has the moral high ground. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to visit from another state. My mom didn't want me to go to his hotel, but I did. When she asked about it, I lied to her and said I didn't go. She the showed me a picture of my car outside his hotel. FML
Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, I left a concert with my drunk mother who had spilled beer all over my shirt. I drove her home and she slept it off. Later, my mom "found" my shirt in the laundry and grounded me for drinking behind her back. She won't believe me that it was her. FML
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Team_Buffy 0
Why did you cancel the date? If you would of let your date show up, your mom would of seen that you were telling the truth. It could of gotten you un-grounded. But seriously........sometimes, I think people think of the weirdest shit just to get on this site. This doesn't happen in real life.
BlinkOnceForYes 0
That would be one horrible mother. But if you have no life, no friends, and no dates.. what is there really to ground you from?
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Comments (91)
Darraghscoot 0
wow your mum is a ******* man! like everyoens motheres do anoyin shit but that just takes the buiscuit
OlieBaby1625 0
k that sucks your moms a bitch. and 3, you're only saying that cuz you're ugly. and fat. so shut up bitch.
Turvok 0
So you had to cancle your date, if they really like you they should understand that your mother is clearly a nerotic bitch. I mean they agreed in the first place so that means they like you. Next time don't stand for your mom's ramblings. I don't think her option should count for much. Much luck, and remember to keep on being awesome!
anonymous45610 0
f your life, ur mom is insane
Sharpam 0
bitch **** her up the ass and sprinkle her with shit winkles. FYL.
revbeast 0
I'd slap that biotch in the face so hard
icall_BS 0
**** your mom and your life.
chelzy 0
that time of the month?
zimbry 0
bummer.
ghm1234 0
what a b;t@h!