Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
No kidding
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
Chill out, dude
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He broke down crying because his mother is going to be so mad at him. He’s in his 30’s and we've lived together for over 4 years, it’s not like it was a drunken mistake, it just happened naturally. FML
Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML
Today, my girlfriend tells me she missed her period this month. I felt excited until she said, "I will let you know the results of the paternity test." I was not aware we needed a paternity test. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML
Trapped
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML
What will people think?
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, after months of trying for a baby and telling me how he wants a family and can't wait to have a kid with me, my boyfriend was relieved when I got a negative home test, saying he's not ready for kids yet. I took another test this morning. I'm pregnant. FML
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dudeisuck 7
maybe he thinks ur not the mother
Ainarr 29
Implying that she might be cheating in order to get out of taking responsibility for fathering a child is a dick move.
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GamerChickxoxo 16
Get the test for his piece of mind Gf i was with all through highschool cheated on me gf i lived with and was with for 3 years cheated basically most of the ppl i dated cheated. Itll give him piece of mind raising the kids with you,and the kid/s will have a father to provide for them. unless you cheated - just pray its his
Cooper201288 16
damn girl that's ******* brutal.
ftpallday666 16
It was probably just a stress reaction to something he didn’t want, right? Maybe not as bad as you think, he’s just not ready?
OnReceivingEnd 18
"Spoiler alert: It's Yours."