By nightfall8705 - 16/08/2017 13:05

Today, I snuck up behind my cousin and stole his drink. I took a sip, laughed and said, "haha, I got your drink!" He turned around with a giant, oozing cold sore on his lip and said, "haha, you got mouth herpes!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 349
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nightfall8705 33

Actually, it's not stolen, it really did happen, and it happened because my cousin is a thieving turd and needed a taste of his own medicine. And no I didn't actually touch the cup with my mouth so I don't have the mouth herpes. The more you know.

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And you didn't know?

It's okay, you probably already had the virus and just haven't had an outbreak yet, like a lot of people lol.

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mudslutme 11

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really_dad? 14

How do you know it's stolen

mudslutme 11

There's been the exact same fml posted before. Numerous times.

And you didn't know?

It's okay, you probably already had the virus and just haven't had an outbreak yet, like a lot of people lol.

Well ydi. That is rude and just plain gross.

nightfall8705 33

Actually, it's not stolen, it really did happen, and it happened because my cousin is a thieving turd and needed a taste of his own medicine. And no I didn't actually touch the cup with my mouth so I don't have the mouth herpes. The more you know.

How did you take a drink without touching the cup/straw?

TheTexanHokage 4

Now people, what did we learn?

azouwa 26

Drugs are bad. Mkay.

can you imagine​ having to explain to everyone that your cousin gave you an STD ?

irenke 14

You took a sip. How exactly did you "not touch your mouth to it?!"