FML : Today, I snuck up behind my cousin and stole his drink. I took a sip, laughed and said, "haha, I got your drink!" He turned around with a giant, oozing...

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Today, I snuck up behind my cousin and stole his drink. I took a sip, laughed and said, "haha, I got your drink!" He turned around with a giant, oozing cold sore on his lip and said, "haha, you got mouth herpes!" FML

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Actually, it's not stolen, it really did happen, and it happened because my cousin is a thieving turd and needed a taste of his own medicine. And no I didn't actually touch the cup with my mouth so I don't have the mouth herpes. The more you know.

By nightfall8705 - / Wednesday 16 August 2017 13:05 /

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By mudslutme | 11

#7530003 - Tuesday 15 August 2017 05:13

It's sad to see another stolen fml story. Although I'm glad this didn't actually happen to you

By somedudesomewher | 29

#7530011 - Tuesday 15 August 2017 05:50

And you didn't know?

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By mudslutme | 11

#7530003 - Tuesday 15 August 2017 05:13

It's sad to see another stolen fml story. Although I'm glad this didn't actually happen to you

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really_dad? | 13

#7530128 - Tuesday 15 August 2017 03:43

How do you know it's stolen

By somedudesomewher | 29

#7530011 - Tuesday 15 August 2017 05:50

And you didn't know?

By KrDizzy | 14

#7530181 - Tuesday 15 August 2017 07:07

It's okay, you probably already had the virus and just haven't had an outbreak yet, like a lot of people lol.

By hunterseal | 18

#7530196 - Tuesday 15 August 2017 08:10

Well ydi. That is rude and just plain gross.

By nightfall8705 | 33

#7530280 - Wednesday 16 August 2017 12:28

Actually, it's not stolen, it really did happen, and it happened because my cousin is a thieving turd and needed a taste of his own medicine. And no I didn't actually touch the cup with my mouth so I don't have the mouth herpes. The more you know.

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raven_of_azarath | 22

#7530560 - Wednesday 16 August 2017 07:15

How did you take a drink without touching the cup/straw?

By TheTexanHokage | 4

#7530308 - Wednesday 16 August 2017 01:52

Now people, what did we learn?

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azouwa | 22

#7530473 - Wednesday 16 August 2017 01:33

Drugs are bad. Mkay.

By Ashly Tiavonté | 4

#7530607 - Wednesday 16 August 2017 09:18

can you imagine having to explain to everyone that your cousin gave you an STD ?

By irenke | 9

#7531098 - Friday 18 August 2017 06:45

You took a sip. How exactly did you "not touch your mouth to it?!"

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