Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML
Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, my little sister beat me at arm-wrestling. I'm a 15 year-old boy and she's 12. It happened in front of our entire extended family and they all laughed hysterically. I tried to act like I let her win, but the truth is that I was trying as hard as I could. FML
Today, I bumped into a guy I bullied for years at a bar. He was actually cool and laughed about it, but my stupid drunk ass kept urging him to hit me because I felt bad about it. We went outside and he thrashed me. At least we're friends now, I guess… FML
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
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MoonTiger 4
And you pretty much deserve that one.. dumbass
wtfml0715 0
hahahahah nice going this is pretty sad
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Comments (484)
beep_guacamole 0
That's hilarious... ydi cuz u shouldn't pick on ppl in the first place..
fml_fml_fml9 0
omg, she should of taped it. i lol'd so hard..
thejoz 0
I don't think I've read a bigger act of complete douchebaggery in quite a while. Idiot. YDI.
Suicidal_Alpaca 0
You never want to fight with a girl. I hate it when people think we're WEAK because we're girls. When you think about it, it's women that do the most work around here.
TRex32 0
hahah i guess ur not buff than huh?? why even start a fight with a skinny girl who is younger that you...dick move and you paid for it..lol
chilipeppersrok 0
**** you, #96. You're just like this loser who got his ass kicked for underestimating the strength of girls. "Females suck at fighting" ??? You'll never learn until some chick beats the living shit out of you. Don't be a sexist bastard.
illeyad 0
If I guy was trying to court me by hitting me, damn right I'll punch him back. You were literally asking for it. BTW i doubt yor as 'buff' as you made yourself out to be, Some of my guy friend have asked me to hit their muscular ars/abs and beleive me, I felt it more than they did- liar.
krissmundur 0
#150 women doing the most work generally is bullshit. anyway, people don't get that it's normal that some girls are stronger than most of the guys around their age because men are only stronger than women when they're grown up.
thewhitenigga 0
what a pusss
seonfire 0
Yeah your totally buff, man!