Today, I thought it would be a smart idea to walk out on the pier while the waves were 6 feet tall. I was having fun getting "splashed" by the waves crashing over until one wave knocked me over and dragged me 20 feet across the hard concrete pier. FML
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Today, at the beach, I swam pretty far out into the ocean. I ended up getting pummelled by the waves and got a painful cramp in my leg. The whole beach watched me flail and scream, while my friends rolled their eyes as they dragged me out of the water. FML
Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML
Today, I was leaving work after a storm. They're building some new offices outside, so I had to walk on an uneven path near the construction zone. I came to a big puddle and tried to jump across to what I thought was a piece of asphalt. It was mud. I slipped and fell backwards into the puddle. FML
Today, it was an extremely hot day so I hit up the beach for a swim. Just as I entered the water, the first wave approached me. I tried to jump it and lost my footing, managing to dislocate my hip. I had to be dragged from the water by the lifeguards. FML
Today, I nearly drowned. I was at a wave pool for the first time and stupidly swam out to the deep end. When the waves turned on, I discovered I can't swim in rough water. Despite my yelling, "Help!" and flailing around, the lifeguard paid me no attention. My friend had to save me. FML
Today, while I was at the beach I decided to go into the ocean even though the waves looked rough. While I was in the water, I got caught by the riptide and needed to be saved. The reason I was at the beach? I'm a lifeguard. Now all my co-workers won't stop laughing at me. FML
Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML
Today, I went tanning on the beach. I found a nice spot close to shore and laid there with my towel and sunglasses. A few hours later, I awoke to waves splashing at me. My towel was soaked and my sunglasses must have washed off the shore. Damn high tide. FML
Today, I was kayaking with my friend. We figured it'd be awesome if I jumped from my kayak straight into his. Sounded good in theory. One flipped kayak, a pair of lost glasses, and a humiliating swim back to shore later, I'm starting to think it wasn't the best idea. FML
Today, I was working when a forklift came speeding out a trailer without honking. I jumped out the way, only to trip over something and fall out the dock door. FML
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joethebiden 8
"Today, I thought it would be a smart idea to walk out on the pier while the waves were 6 feet tall." See, I don't even need to read the rest before giving you a YDI.
Anonymiz 4
OP: I'm from Michigan; I live in a town on Lake Michigan which has a pier. You are an IDIOT! You completely deserved this and if you had drowned it would've been natural selection!
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FFPianoDude 2
Whenever an "FML" says "I thought it would be a good idea to..." I just hit YDI
ApocryphaNow 0
you made my day
tony8pie 0
You thought wrong, dumbass!
Ranoona 0
Ouch
Cally_Srissy 0
Holy Shit That's Funny!
RoguePenguin 0
You're lucky it didn't sweep you off the pier and out into deep water. You could have died. Think of this experience as the opposite of a FML.
rowanmarie 0
It very much was not a smart IDEA AT ALL!!!!! You are very lucky and hope that you learn not to do stupid stuff like that. I am from Muskegon and one of my cousins was swept off the pier and drowned so I hope you learn from your stupidity and pass this knowledge along to others so that you aren't found by floating around in the water a few months after you disappear. This is not an FML at all this is a you better be thanking your lucky stars that your guardian angel flies fast enough to keep up with you. BLONDIE!!!!!!!!!!
RhymePrime 7
Lol "Blondie" you win.
R3TROxLOV3 32
You're an idiot. Why would you do something so amazingly stupid? You thought it would be a good idea to get hit by 6 foot waves? You're lucky your still alive. Honestly? I'm kind of dissapointed that you actually are. Would have had one less idiot in the world.
RhymePrime 7
You know people who submit such impetuous candor and insist on being so insulting to another person's intelligence are really annoying. Not to mention lamenting that they didn't survive a ordeal that, admittedly they were a little absentminded to get into. Add on incorrect grammar, like yours, and you get hypocritical too. I mean I'm not being sanctimonious, the OP was really stupid in this instance, but still how does that merit genocide? You're disgusting.
pokemonGINGA 0
NICE! I don't know if this applies, but the atlantic coast, aka me, is having the biggest waves in 8 years fron hurricane Bill. Next time, be a champ and take a surfboard :)
RhymePrime 7
DO you have buoyant breasts and blond hair? Because that would be the one justification for what you did, Lol.
rowanmarie 0
you are my hero!!!! that is awesome.