Today, I texted the girl I'm going to homecoming with in a couple days to say hi. The conversation started OK, but then morphed into her saying that she doesn't feel anything between us, and wants to stop being friends after the dance. I have to buy her dinner and a ticket, out of my own wallet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML
Today, I was texted out of the blue by a girl I treated to dinner last year. Since then, we'd chatted and met in passing a few times, but she'd turned down or cancelled all my other date invitations. Sadly, she wasn't trying to meet up. She wanted $500 to benefit a male friend, who was down on his luck. FML
Today, I went out with a girl, I paid for the drinks, and thought everything went well, even though I didn’t make a move, I guess I wanted to take it slow. I texted later to invite her to a private beach next week, only for her to reply that she’s not gonna be available for the next few weeks because her boyfriend is coming to visit. FML
Today, this girl I've been talking to texted me, saying she was going to visit. Trying to be sweet, I bought her $50 worth of chocolate and a cute card. Turns out she meant to send that text to her ex. Seems like the only thing I'll get from this relationship is diabetes. FML
Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to homecoming. I brought her to my house beforehand for dinner with my family. My brother asked her whether we were just friends or dating, she shouted, "Just friends!" and then starts flirting with him with me in the room. FML
Today, after seeing a girl for a few weeks on and off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML
Today, I really liked this girl, and it seemed like she maybe liked me too. We texted a lot, she invited me to a party, and we played games together. I asked her out, worried about waiting too long, but got a really ambiguous answer. Now she’s playing the same games she used to ask me to play, just with a different guy. FML
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FreeTheRainbow 14
Or tell her you aren't feeling this dance with her and don't pay for her.
matt729 7
Sorry op, but really you don't have to... Find someone who respects you!
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Comments (178)
Fixme 5
What the hell, she was honest about it. Now you make an informed choice. Good for you.
skycollapsed 5
bro **** that chick right off and find someone else.
laden_swallow09 35
Heh. No, you don't. You don't owe her anything. You don't need to pay anything for her or anyone. If you don't want to, when why bother with it? Hell, why bother going to homecoming at all? Save the money you'd otherwise waste for an apartment, or let it sit in a savings account for a rainy day!
trucha 10
Take her to Mcdonalds!
countryboymike 2
Take her out to eat finish your mean fast and leave her there
badwolf504 15
If she doesn't want to be your friend, she should pay for herself.
Inkoseh 33
Don't waste your time with her. Don't pick her up and go alone, even if you still have to pay for her. People don't get to walk all over others. Sounds to me she's never had anyone say 'No' to her before! Why not start now? :D
rien151 19
last I checked you don't have to buy anything. if she wants to end the friendship after the dance then go Dutch. she pays her way you pay yours. best of luck
Cebolamole 13
Simply don't take her. She obviously just wants the meal and the ticket, take someone else!
Kevin5475845 15
tell her that the way to your wallet is through her ass and begin fisting her ass with no lubrication and let her file a butthurt complaint that you throw in the bin