Today, I texted the girl I'm going to homecoming with in a couple days to say hi. The conversation started OK, but then morphed into her saying that she doesn't feel anything between us, and wants to stop being friends after the dance. I have to buy her dinner and a ticket, out of my own wallet. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML
Today, I was texted out of the blue by a girl I treated to dinner last year. Since then, we'd chatted and met in passing a few times, but she'd turned down or cancelled all my other date invitations. Sadly, she wasn't trying to meet up. She wanted $500 to benefit a male friend, who was down on his luck. FML
Today, I went out with a girl, I paid for the drinks, and thought everything went well, even though I didn’t make a move, I guess I wanted to take it slow. I texted later to invite her to a private beach next week, only for her to reply that she’s not gonna be available for the next few weeks because her boyfriend is coming to visit. FML
Today, this girl I've been talking to texted me, saying she was going to visit. Trying to be sweet, I bought her $50 worth of chocolate and a cute card. Turns out she meant to send that text to her ex. Seems like the only thing I'll get from this relationship is diabetes. FML
Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to homecoming. I brought her to my house beforehand for dinner with my family. My brother asked her whether we were just friends or dating, she shouted, "Just friends!" and then starts flirting with him with me in the room. FML
Today, after seeing a girl for a few weeks on and off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML
Today, I really liked this girl, and it seemed like she maybe liked me too. We texted a lot, she invited me to a party, and we played games together. I asked her out, worried about waiting too long, but got a really ambiguous answer. Now she’s playing the same games she used to ask me to play, just with a different guy. FML
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FreeTheRainbow 14
Or tell her you aren't feeling this dance with her and don't pay for her.
matt729 7
Sorry op, but really you don't have to... Find someone who respects you!
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Comments (178)
ImAngelBro 3
Let her get all dressed up, pay for dinner, then when you get up to the front of the line, hand them one ticket with your name on it, because you never got her one. then let her sit outside. #wastehertime2016
Mike_Oxhard 14
OP, you have a few days until the dance. Find someone else. It's understandable if she doesn't want to date you but to say she doesn't want to be friends clearly indicates she's using you. You need to dump her like the trash she is and hopefully she won't find a replacement date.
BeachGirl27 23
I don't understand why you feel you have to pay for her meal and dance ticket. What century are we in again?
nickie_94 18
Please don't take her. It would be a serious waste of money
Dexter83_fml 17
I know this cruel but I wouldn't even show up so she won't have anyone to go with at all. She clearly just wants to use you
yenze 18
I am wondering if op said something during the call to change her mind. Everyone is assuming the girl is a bitch but what if she is being the nice one saying since you already bought the ticket Ill go with you so it wont go to waste but i don't want to be friends after, and dinner could of already been planned and part of the deal. I could be wrong but be said the call started out ok just saying there are 2 sides to every story.
yenze 18
*could have *he said not be said my phone wasnt letting me edit my comment
DoomedGemini 38
I'm going off how it's worded that it's not paid before. "Have to" rather than "I paid". It might be a mistake on op's part, but unless said otherwise it seems he pays at the time rather than he already bought it. And the dinner, there's no excuse. He might have reservations, doesn't mean SHE had to go. He can treat an actual friend or something.
o_k_gamer 10
If you want to take her go for it. But (unless you want to pay for it) get her to pay for some of it or even her half.
radiocaf 29
Don't waste a single dime on her. Although at least she was decent enough to let you know before the dance but she should at least go double Dutch, if it's no longer a date.
bubbsorcuz 10
well you are taking her on a date who the **** do you expect to pay for it? My taxes? Ummm **** you, you want to take her to dinner and know you are not getting laid, that is on you. Be a man take her to dinner, have a fun night and if you are so inclined fund a loose moraled woman the next day. Don't ruin prom for a woman. it is a big deal for them.
mooman36 15
I can't tell if you are being sarcastic or not... She has no interest in him, she doesn't want to be friends with him, she just wants him to spend money on her and then leave. I would say to him, be a man and tell her to find someone else to mooch off. Going to a dance/date with someone who doesn't like you will ruin it for him so he shouldn't do it. If they were going as friends then it is different but they aren't. Oh and in response to you saying he should pay for it. This is the 21st century, woman are more than capable of paying for at least their own share of a meal.
TaoShaman 24
Nobody said anything about sleeping with her. She can at least pay for her own stuff. Also, not every girl cares the least about prom or homecoming or whatever. It really isn't a big deal. No idea where people are getting that. Most people at my school didn't go to those things. Prom is lame and boring anyway. I went by myself and only because it was free for seniors.
Kitouran 30
#47 Or not, because we don't know if he has the money to do it 'Just to be a man'. Maybe he saved up for a long time, and that money would go to a better cause than taking out someone who doesn't like him.
aeryn97 17
I smell peer pressure on her part. too bad. you do not have to take her. tell her that you've had a change of heart and will be going alone/with someone else so she doesn't have to worry about unfriending you after.