Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying how I hated my job, I felt trapped, and that I was wasting my time working there. A few minutes later, she answered, "That's how I feel about our relationship." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a long-overdue message telling her I feel like she doesn't really care about me any more, that it seems like she only ever calls me when she needs money, and that I'm even starting to suspect she may be cheating on me. 14 hours later, she replied: "TL;DR". FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, all because I don't text her throughout the day. Last week she told me she would get fired if she was caught reading texts at work, and to stop texting her during her work hours. FML
Today, I dumped my girlfriend because she frequently wouldn't answer my texts or phone calls, and not call or message back for days. I felt that bringing it up made me a control freak. I couldn't take it anymore. FML
Today, I sent a heartfelt text to my crush confessing my feelings. I was over the moon when I saw they were typing a response. Turns out they were just asking if I could cover their shift at work. Rejected and now on the night shift. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a text this morning saying I love you. I rarely do this and instead of receiving the same message back, I got a message from my girlfriend accusing me of meaning to send it to someone else and dumped me. FML
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML
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Top comments
jet_fml 0
#7: It's not exactly easy... To the OP, that does suck, and she's definitely a bitch for doing that. I'm sorry. :(
blankp4ge 0
I'm sorry you baited her...
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Comments (64)
Phatso806 0
man that sucks leave her and date one of her friends get her mad
xxreneexx65 0
smacka hoe?
meshee03 0
some girls are such idiots. like seriously if you don't like the relationship then why are you still there. anyway OP you should talk to her :/ then most likely leave her
whyLoveHurts 0
aww, how adorable:) ( .Y. )
maddie2015 0
ohh jezz. sorry dude. dumb her, she's not worth the drama and stress.
evankirch12 0
**** her bro she's no good
totalFup 2
Damn nobody deserves that kind disrespect!!!
CrystalFelix 13
Was she joking? If not Its not good to do that via text. To me, it seems like you guys need to work on your communication skills more. Best of luck!
hiholls 13
What a cruel way to go about ending a relationship! Hopefully she was joking and you guys are still happy together
BaDumTsss_fml 23
*sigh* *tired voice* what did you do?