Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying how I hated my job, I felt trapped, and that I was wasting my time working there. A few minutes later, she answered, "That's how I feel about our relationship." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a long-overdue message telling her I feel like she doesn't really care about me any more, that it seems like she only ever calls me when she needs money, and that I'm even starting to suspect she may be cheating on me. 14 hours later, she replied: "TL;DR". FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, all because I don't text her throughout the day. Last week she told me she would get fired if she was caught reading texts at work, and to stop texting her during her work hours. FML
Today, I dumped my girlfriend because she frequently wouldn't answer my texts or phone calls, and not call or message back for days. I felt that bringing it up made me a control freak. I couldn't take it anymore. FML
Today, I sent a heartfelt text to my crush confessing my feelings. I was over the moon when I saw they were typing a response. Turns out they were just asking if I could cover their shift at work. Rejected and now on the night shift. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a text this morning saying I love you. I rarely do this and instead of receiving the same message back, I got a message from my girlfriend accusing me of meaning to send it to someone else and dumped me. FML
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML
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Top comments
jet_fml 0
#7: It's not exactly easy... To the OP, that does suck, and she's definitely a bitch for doing that. I'm sorry. :(
blankp4ge 0
I'm sorry you baited her...
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Comments (64)
laurisshnazzy 0
I swear, guys on this site have horrible taste in women. I've read too many FMLs about bitchy girlfriends.
lamarr 0
#29 LMAO
MRlifesux 0
do her mom??! haha thats a good idea..! hahaha!
kellster 2
:/ Get a new job and a new girlfriend!
wichitagirl87 0
lol wow guess your gf hates you! wtf did you do to her? haha and lmao #29
hkyi87 0
so that was the end of the relationship?
kamikaze_fml 0
tie the bitch up and rape her, that'll teach her, and if it doesnt kill her and throw her in a river somewhere
koalaberry18 0
that was pretty messed up of her. If she felt that way she should have sat you down and nicely told you. You're probably better off with out her.
MiiLyfeIsntFcukd 0
lmfao...that sucks balls. i feel really bad 4 u dude. sounds like she's a bitch anyway btw- do not, i repeat, do not tie her up, rape her, and then throw her n a river as our friend kamikaze has kindly suggested.
Sciamachy 0
Sounds like she & you need to have a proper conversation about this - why does she feel trapped? Why does she feel she's wasting her time - was she expecting you to have proposed by now? Do you not have a decent job yet, etc. Find out what her expectations & hopes were or are, and see if you're prepared to fulfil them. Apart from her text comment, does she usually make you happy? Do you love her? You need to get all these questions answered for yourself & then agree what to do. And then stay on top of it - looks to me like you either have different ideas about your relationship, or you've been somehow taking her for granted. If you're going to complain about stuff in your relationship, keep it to specifics and criticise behaviour, not the person, & try to get her to follow the same rule, or you may start getting all "You're always such a bitch!" "Well, you never give a damn about how I feel!" etc. Hope things work out for you anyway.