Today, I tasted a perfectly salted, crispy, and dead carpenter ant hidden in my bag of pistachios. FML
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detectivedipsiht
| 12
so if it tasted perfect it couldn't have been all bad right
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Warmonger_Smurf
| 29
Good thing you thoroughly identified it before eating it.
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detectivedipsiht
| 12
so if it tasted perfect it couldn't have been all bad right
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LebanonBaby
| 26
They're also healthy for you :) but not too much.. Its also said that some taste like bacon bites!
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JMichael
| 25
It's good protein OP!
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MaiLyfe
| 20
OP never said it tasted good, just said it was perfectly salted.
And that's disgusting. I'm so sorry, OP, but I love your description.
And that's disgusting. I'm so sorry, OP, but I love your description.
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Jreslier
| 15
Sounds crunchy ;)
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Soviet_American
| 29
That's nut good OP..
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StupidMonkey497
| 16
Tastes like chicken
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Warmonger_Smurf
| 29
Good thing you thoroughly identified it before eating it.
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hufflepuffle
| 13
I don't think I've ever laughed as hard at an FML comment as I did while reading yours #3.
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pwnman
| 33
Well, looks like I'm disgusted for my morning, back to sleep.
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LennyComa
| 39
It's still edible. Still sucks though, you could always check the package and contact the company to see what they can do for you
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tiger8255
| 13
Not much they could do, I think. I'm pretty sure that the law with foods and insects is that they can't have more than a certain amount of insects in their food, and this might be considered fine.
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kyuubi1
| 14
well at least it was perfectly salty.
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fordneagles
| 34
Would you have preferred a perfectly salted, crispy, and live carpenter ant?
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Greenteamextreme
| 16
As Bear Grylls would say... 'Protein!'.
That and 'WE'VE GOT TO GET TO HIGHER GROUND!'
That and 'WE'VE GOT TO GET TO HIGHER GROUND!'
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Jreslier
| 15
K
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Greenteamextreme
| 16
O
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Greenteamextreme
| 16
You do not want to start an alphabet war with me!
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Jreslier
| 15
Why not ;)
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Godsofdracos
| 15
If this is an alphabet war you both lost... You start at "A" and "K" isn't after "O"..
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Zougibourg_fml
| 6
#20 If your comment was serious, you need to check the significations of "joke" and "irony"
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Vahex
| 19
And drink your own piss!
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False_Stupidity
| 41
If Bear Grylls was standing at the summit of Mount Everest, do you think would still have this need to get to higher ground?
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bazookajoey
| 27
Sounds delicious!!
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angelitared
| 27
Protein, no biggie!