By ReluctantAntEater - 21/08/2014 21:48 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I tasted a perfectly salted, crispy, and dead carpenter ant hidden in my bag of pistachios. FML
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detectivedipsiht 12
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so if it tasted perfect it couldn't have been all bad right

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Warmonger_Smurf 29
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Good thing you thoroughly identified it before eating it.

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detectivedipsiht 12
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so if it tasted perfect it couldn't have been all bad right

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LebanonBaby 26
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They're also healthy for you :) but not too much.. Its also said that some taste like bacon bites!

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JMichael 25

It's good protein OP!

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MaiLyfe 20
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OP never said it tasted good, just said it was perfectly salted. And that's disgusting. I'm so sorry, OP, but I love your description.

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Jreslier 15
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Sounds crunchy ;)

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Soviet_American 29
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That's nut good OP..

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StupidMonkey497 16
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Tastes like chicken

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Warmonger_Smurf 29
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Good thing you thoroughly identified it before eating it.

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hufflepuffle 13
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I don't think I've ever laughed as hard at an FML comment as I did while reading yours #3.

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pwnman 33

Well, looks like I'm disgusted for my morning, back to sleep.

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LennyComa 39
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It's still edible. Still sucks though, you could always check the package and contact the company to see what they can do for you

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tiger8255 13
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Not much they could do, I think. I'm pretty sure that the law with foods and insects is that they can't have more than a certain amount of insects in their food, and this might be considered fine.

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kyuubi1 14
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well at least it was perfectly salty.

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fordneagles 34
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Would you have preferred a perfectly salted, crispy, and live carpenter ant?

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Greenteamextreme 16

As Bear Grylls would say... 'Protein!'. That and 'WE'VE GOT TO GET TO HIGHER GROUND!'

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Greenteamextreme 16

O

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Greenteamextreme 16

You do not want to start an alphabet war with me!

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Godsofdracos 15
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If this is an alphabet war you both lost... You start at "A" and "K" isn't after "O"..

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Zougibourg_fml 6
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#20 If your comment was serious, you need to check the significations of "joke" and "irony"

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Vahex 19
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And drink your own piss!

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False_Stupidity 41
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If Bear Grylls was standing at the summit of Mount Everest, do you think would still have this need to get to higher ground?

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bazookajoey 27
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Sounds delicious!!

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angelitared 27
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Protein, no biggie!

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