By ReluctantAntEater - 21/08/2014 21:48 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I tasted a perfectly salted, crispy, and dead carpenter ant hidden in my bag of pistachios. FML
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so if it tasted perfect it couldn't have been all bad right

Good thing you thoroughly identified it before eating it.

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so if it tasted perfect it couldn't have been all bad right

They're also healthy for you :) but not too much.. Its also said that some taste like bacon bites!

JMichael 25

It's good protein OP!

OP never said it tasted good, just said it was perfectly salted. And that's disgusting. I'm so sorry, OP, but I love your description.

Sounds crunchy ;)

That's nut good OP..

Tastes like chicken

Good thing you thoroughly identified it before eating it.

I don't think I've ever laughed as hard at an FML comment as I did while reading yours #3.

pwnman 33

Well, looks like I'm disgusted for my morning, back to sleep.

It's still edible. Still sucks though, you could always check the package and contact the company to see what they can do for you

Not much they could do, I think. I'm pretty sure that the law with foods and insects is that they can't have more than a certain amount of insects in their food, and this might be considered fine.

well at least it was perfectly salty.

Would you have preferred a perfectly salted, crispy, and live carpenter ant?

Greenteamextreme 16

As Bear Grylls would say... 'Protein!'. That and 'WE'VE GOT TO GET TO HIGHER GROUND!'

Greenteamextreme 16

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Greenteamextreme 16

You do not want to start an alphabet war with me!

If this is an alphabet war you both lost... You start at "A" and "K" isn't after "O"..

#20 If your comment was serious, you need to check the significations of "joke" and "irony"

And drink your own piss!

If Bear Grylls was standing at the summit of Mount Everest, do you think would still have this need to get to higher ground?

Sounds delicious!!

Protein, no biggie!