Today, I talked to my crush for twenty minutes at Wal-mart. Then I realized I forgot to take off my Weight Watchers meeting nametag. FML
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Today, I talked to my crush for half an hour. It wasn't until I was home that I realised I had some remains of the sausage roll I ate an hour earlier spread all over my teeth. FML
Today I was walking around the mall and I saw my crush from high school. He came up to me and, instead of talking to him, I burped, and he just walked away. FML
Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML
Today, I went to the store in the most awful looking pyjamas possible, ran into my crush, and he looked at me up and down and laughed. FML
Today, I ran into someone I'd never had a crush on in school, but because I've realised we have a lot in common, I get nervous whenever I see him. I was so near to him while paying for food that I had an anxiety attack, and had to leave quickly. FML
Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML
Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML
Today, I finally told my crush I liked him. He smiled and said, “That’s sweet, but I thought you knew I was seeing someone.” I laughed awkwardly and said, “Of course, I was just joking!” Then I immediately tripped over my own bag while leaving. FML
Today, I sent a message to my crush saying, “Hey, how are you?” I immediately followed it up with another message that said, “Oops, wrong person,” because I panicked. Now he probably thinks I wasn’t even trying to talk to him. FML
Today, I somehow managed to FaceTime my crush instead of texting him. I panicked, dropped my phone, then answered the call with an unflattering close-up of my forehead. FML
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owlowl 0
who cares? if you're fat, he already knows you're fat. now he knows you're doing something about it.
skullet 0
so? at least you're trying..
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Comments (86)
perdix 31
Even if you are in Weight Watchers, you are still skinny by Wal*Mart standards! Go check out your competition at peopleofwalmart.com.
perdix 31
And a lot of women who go to Weight Watchers aren't really fat. They just like to get a weekly compliment that they look good. And to point and laugh at the few fat guys who go to the meetings. Or so I've heard.
samisbamming 0
Ooooooh. That burns.
Rosalind39 0
If they look down on you for that, they aren't worthy of you. Keep making healthy choices and good luck!
letitbe56 0
Honestly, if he/she's the type who would be bothered by dating someone overweight (and many perfectly nice people don't find overweight people attractive), it might help your chances for him/her to know that you're working on losing some weight. In fact, I don't think it's embarrassing at all to be trying to be healthier. I think you should be proud of yourself.
victory25 0
it's apparent he/she doesn't care about that or they wouldn't have been talking to you. If you make a big deal out of your weight, it might be a turn off to them.
time_consumer 0
Big deal, he can already see that you're fat. It's not like the Weight Watchers tag gave it away.
avzer 0
lol
azerbaijan 0
lol you're fat, he didn't want to date you anyway
Tahinabro 0
hahahahahahahaha I love how all the other comments were like nah you're fineee! and azerbaijan is just like you're fat, get over it. ahahahaha
bom_bom 0
lol...thats wat i was guna say
wowimnotaklutz 0
hey good for you! i think its awesome that youre trying to be healthier :) and he seems nice to me if you guys had a nice chat.
myballs 0
Good for you. At least you're not lazy like 70% of this damn country. Good job, OP.