Today, I talked to my crush for twenty minutes at Wal-mart. Then I realized I forgot to take off my Weight Watchers meeting nametag. FML
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Today, I talked to my crush for half an hour. It wasn't until I was home that I realised I had some remains of the sausage roll I ate an hour earlier spread all over my teeth. FML
Today I was walking around the mall and I saw my crush from high school. He came up to me and, instead of talking to him, I burped, and he just walked away. FML
Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML
Today, I went to the store in the most awful looking pyjamas possible, ran into my crush, and he looked at me up and down and laughed. FML
Today, I ran into someone I'd never had a crush on in school, but because I've realised we have a lot in common, I get nervous whenever I see him. I was so near to him while paying for food that I had an anxiety attack, and had to leave quickly. FML
Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML
Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML
Today, I finally told my crush I liked him. He smiled and said, “That’s sweet, but I thought you knew I was seeing someone.” I laughed awkwardly and said, “Of course, I was just joking!” Then I immediately tripped over my own bag while leaving. FML
Today, I sent a message to my crush saying, “Hey, how are you?” I immediately followed it up with another message that said, “Oops, wrong person,” because I panicked. Now he probably thinks I wasn’t even trying to talk to him. FML
Today, I somehow managed to FaceTime my crush instead of texting him. I panicked, dropped my phone, then answered the call with an unflattering close-up of my forehead. FML
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owlowl 0
who cares? if you're fat, he already knows you're fat. now he knows you're doing something about it.
skullet 0
so? at least you're trying..
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Comments (86)
FarSide 23
don't beat yourself up. I promise he noticed.
signupsheetfail 0
Gillian? I knew you were fat already, don't worry. Like all of these people are saying, at least you're trying. And while you're at it, you might want to get your eyebrows waxed. I couldn't tell if our conversation should be in english or wookie....
FerrariCake 2
Weight Watchers have meetings? With nametags?
premiermois 5
HAHAHAHAHA. Oh man, OP, you seriously made my day. Like others have said, it's not like he never noticed you were fat before, but there's just something about that situation that is absolutely hilarious to me. How awkward. That's the word. Either way, sucks for you, but oh man would I have loved to see it.
snerfsnerf 0
Well he obviously didn't care because you guys had a 20 minute conversation together
ladycoyote 0
That's embarrassing. I've done it too. It doesn't seem like it bothered him, though, if he talked to you for twenty minutes. And good for you for going to weight watchers and trying to get healthy!
perdix 31
Actually, he's a pretty smart speculator. Weight Watchers is an excellent program and if you follow it diligently, you'll lose weight. He's guessing that if he's nice to her now when she's kind of a fattie, he'll really be able to shit that when she's thinner and hot and all the boys start to notice her. Go for the low-hanging fruit. Even if it's rolls of belly fat.
Avenging_Angel 0
This is so not an FML, he's probably happy for you that you're doing something to lose weight.
Mortanious 0
YDI for being a retard and thinking that the name tag will change anything. Does she really need to see a tag to know you're fat? She can see that genius! Plus if anything that tag shows that you are not careless and actually want to loose the weight so the tag probably helped you.
GreenDaemon21 0
Dun worry hon, if you're fat he's prolly not interested anyways
Mortanious 0
Doesn't show OP was a chick, I would have changed he into she lol