Dating, First Dates and Love: Today, I started dating a seemingly normal guy. Not even four...

By holyshitbatman - 09/11/2012 04:53 - United States - Toledo

Today, I started dating a seemingly normal guy. Not even four hours into our relationship, he began telling me that he can see spirits, dead people, and that I have a large black dog following me everywhere I go. FML

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Today, the seemingly normal guy I've been dating for a while told me he is a wolf spirit in a human body to bridge the gap of his ancestors and humans. What?! FML

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By Ltl_Dust_Bunny - 23/03/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I met a cute guy for coffee. Everything was going fine, right up until he started telling me about his alien encounters and super psychic powers. FML

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By StillBetterThanTwilight - 28/08/2012 15:56 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my boyfriend told me that he had once been possessed by demons, and that he now sleeps with a knife under his pillow for protection from, "The dark spirits that are feasting upon his soul." I'm not sure that I'll be sleeping over anytime soon. FML

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By stuckathome - 11/03/2010 05:30 - United States

Today, I was awoken by a conversation my mom was having with my dog upstairs. She was telling my dog that a ghost lives in our house. She was completely serious. The ghost even has a name and a backstory. FML

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By shastadoe - 06/08/2012 06:37 - United States - Los Banos

Today, my boyfriend told me he was a vampire. I burst out in laughter and said he was ridiculous. He looked at me in disgust and said he couldn't be with someone who didn't trust and believe in him. I'm now single. FML

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Get out of there, fast

By LeaveMeAlone - 23/02/2021 22:56

Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML

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By ahhhhhhh - 30/07/2019 14:00

Today, my daughter was acting strange. When she wasn’t muttering in some strange language, she was talking about invisible people coming to get me. Terrified, I called my boyfriend. Turns out he taught her that as a prank. He knows I’m afraid of anything supernatural. FML

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By lessinterestingthanadog - 08/11/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, I invited the guy I've been seeing to my home for the first time. He spent over an hour talking to my twelve-year-old dog. Occasionally he would look up to ask me a question, but when I answered he would just continue talking to the dog. FML

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By Jimii Liu - 11/03/2012 01:41 - United States

Today, I had a date with a woman. She brought her dog along. Everytime I touched her, her jealous male dog began to bark and tried to bite me. FML

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Another one?

By Anonymous - 27/04/2012 15:24 - United States

Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML

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Friday 9 November 2012 8:54

I'd be more worried about the "black dog" following you.

grafeety 9

Friday 9 November 2012 8:58

That is siriusly grim.

Comments

PlaceboFX 2

Saturday 10 November 2012 5:18

If he's telling the truth, and you believe in that kinda thing, I'd be concerned. Black dogs, AKA Black Shucks, have pretty disturbing reputations.

chinagirl3343 8

Saturday 10 November 2012 5:42

Waaaaaait... Four hours into your "relationship"??????? That's called a date.

lostfaithinpppl 19

Saturday 10 November 2012 5:59

Exactly my thoughts, #152.

lishnish715 2

Saturday 10 November 2012 6:48

His name doesn't happen to be Tom does it? This happened to me a while back

itzia 7

Saturday 10 November 2012 6:50

Dump the chump!

alyssandra_fml 4

Saturday 10 November 2012 7:34

ITS THE...Grimmmm

pepsi_ftw 13

Saturday 10 November 2012 7:59

Ghost whisperer !!!!!

whyseeatall 4

Saturday 10 November 2012 10:53

You started dating someone and 4 hours into the relationship he said this...? So really, he said this on your first date? I don't see what the problem is.