first

that's not so bad, sounds kind of fun! always wanted one. a ghost not a crazy mom...

die troll. *stabs*

So what.....

#13 thank u excatually what I was thinking. my mom is alittle crazy

so did the dog crapped hisself under?

ghosts give me the creeps. I'd run for the hills.

35- why do they give you the creeps? if there is such thing as ghosts, that ensures us that there's an after life

Which would tell us dead people are watching you masturbate.

I lol'd

ghOst are only scary because they can "demonds" instead of "spirits" which yes; can be quite scary because they can torment you and make you feel insane. some people can hear them, some see them, some feel them others can't.. everything depends on the person.

A ghost would be awesome to talk to.. for about five mins..

so the person is afraid of ghost

dont worry only ghost that YOU killed can hurt u thats it the only thing they can do

PAPER. SNOW. A GHOST.

aw fuck! who you gonna call?

@11 by the looks of your pic you just called your wrist a troll

go to hell. what kind of person anonomously makes fun of a person on the Internet? nice going dickwad. and espescially one who may hurt themselves. way to encourage suicide. bastard.

Ghostbusters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was hoping someone would ask that!! ; )

fuck yeah 83! i was waitin for someone to answer lmao your awesome :P

lol 45

74 is awesome for the friends reference lmao hahahahahhahahaha

@26: Can you not spell or are you just too lazy to try?

THANK you, 65 :)

How is this an FML? Sure, you're mom might be crazy, but at least it sounds like she's a fun kind of crazy. And hey, how do you know there's no ghost?

I think you're on the wrong website.

Another poorly disguised MLIA.

I always talk shit to animals. makes life what is is.

Fuck Yeah! I told my cat to fuck off the other day.

8th! Score. Well, look on the bright side! Crazy mother = a virtually unlimited amount of funny stories.

Yep - "The upside of dementia? Each day's an adventure" lol

she was probably just messing around

"completely serious"

Name: Billy thr Ghost Backstory: rapes little dogs that dont eat all their vegetables.

not only little dogs... but bitches who tried to talk their little dogs into eating vegetables

Let's hope it's casper the friendly ghost otherwise you sir, are FUCKED.

first!

Sounds kinda cute to me. Who knows? Maybe the dog translates for your mom and the ghost! Tee hee!

well ur mom is offically crazy

Could be either Alzheimer, or a Delirium. Or crack. Depends on the length of your mom's condition though. Tell her to see her GP. Good luck.

I vote crack.