Today, I start my second shift at my new job. Apparently, I'm closing by myself. I have no idea what I'm supposed to do. FML
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Today, I'm starting a new job. Only problem is, I haven't been told what my duties are, who my line manager is, or who to ask if I need help. FML
Today, I have been at my new job for almost a month and still have no idea what I'm doing. FML
Today, I started my first day of work. I was told to absorb everything going on and to get used to the high-paced flow of things. I've been sitting at my desk for two hours now, and the office has been empty since I've walked in. FML
Today, I started a new job. After being trained on several obscure computer programs I'm expected to use in just one day, my new boss informed me she's going on a week long vacation starting tomorrow. She's the only other person who knows how this program runs. FML
Today, it was my first day of work at my new job. I got dressed and arrived early, only to find out that the store had closed due to a power outage. Then I found out that the person who'd hired me had totally forgotten about hiring me anyway. FML
Today, I went to work at my new job, where I thought it would be super easy because I shop there all the time, and already know where everything is. Turns out, they're remodelling the store, so I don't know where anything is anymore, and the bosses get mad at me for being too slow. FML
Today, I got a badly-needed job at a local discount store. After being hired, I found out I'm to help with the soon-to-begin store closing sale, and I'll be jobless again after 3 months. FML
Today, I got fired from my new job. It was the start of my third week, and I got fired for not opening the store. The manager forgot to give me keys to open the store, and was two hours late. FML
Today, I was the only employee at a video store where I work when it got robbed. After crying, shaking and spending two hours and dealing with the police, my boss called and told me it was good experience and I would know what to do next time, then made me finish my shift, the night shift, alone. FML
Today, I started a new job as a resident at a rural hospital. So far, nobody has been able to tell me when the shifts were officially supposed to end. They told me they just "leave when we're done with all the patients." I work on a 24/7 emergency station, and I guess I now also live here. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Lock yourself in the store overnight and go home when people show up in the morning. You've got to protect the goods.
HoboMeth 36
damn, not only does your store have a closing sale, and you're going to be unemployed after three months. But you're supposed to close by yourself :O
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Comments (14)
DonPandon 15
Lock from doors, count the money, turn off lights, close the door behind you. That's the generic procedure :)
middlenamefrank 8
Clean up, turn the lights off, go home. Ain't no thing.
Khryzis 14
this same thing happened to me
Akasha_69 3
My manager left on a cruise the day I started my second shift, by 3 o'clock we found out all the other shift managers at one of my 2 sister stores would be in able to work the 5 days all the GMs were on the cruise and I he'd to pull open to closes the whole 5 days.